Vince from ShamWow!

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  • sadaist
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Jul 2004
    • 11625

    #16
    Originally posted by bueno bob
    Worst piece of shit EVER. It was sold on infomercial, self produced and self released - I managed to watch some of it online...here's an example:

    "I am Dickman! I defeat evil doers by shooting semen at them!"

    That's about the size of it.

    Starring Vince, Slash, Karen Black, Joey Buttafuoco, a few others...just fucking horrible, isn't even remotely funny, just lowbrow dick jokes. Vince ended up suing Anna Nicole Smith for not appearing in it (she wisely avoided it, apparently felt it'd hurt her career...although how much is questionable), he sued the Church of Scientology for defaming it, 20th Century Fox for supposedly stealing his ideas for the movie, etc etc...the whole thing financially ruined him, which was why he went back to pitching shit.
    HAHAHA. It must be really bad if even Anna Nicole avoided it. Who knew she had standards?
    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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    • Little Texan
      Full Member Status

      • Jan 2004
      • 4579

      #17
      Originally posted by bueno bob
      Worst piece of shit EVER. It was sold on infomercial, self produced and self released - I managed to watch some of it online...here's an example:

      "I am Dickman! I defeat evil doers by shooting semen at them!"

      That's about the size of it.

      Starring Vince, Slash, Karen Black, Joey Buttafuoco, a few others...just fucking horrible, isn't even remotely funny, just lowbrow dick jokes. Vince ended up suing Anna Nicole Smith for not appearing in it (she wisely avoided it, apparently felt it'd hurt her career...although how much is questionable), he sued the Church of Scientology for defaming it, 20th Century Fox for supposedly stealing his ideas for the movie, etc etc...the whole thing financially ruined him, which was why he went back to pitching shit.
      I remember seeing the commercials for that a few years back, and I wasn't impressed by the trailer for it...didn't look like it would be any good...just a bunch of crude humor, and I wouldn't buy anything with Joey Buttafuco in it, noways.

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