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  • kwame k
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Feb 2008
    • 11302

    #76
    So we're going to war, Gnome? I almost thought we were agreeing with each other...oh well
    Originally posted by vandeleur
    E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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    • kwame k
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Feb 2008
      • 11302

      #77
      Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
      Ah, y'know, I usually love to get into this debate here at this time of year. But my heart's not in it this time. Because of the state of the world, and the state of my own life, I'm in the spirit to let people believe in the tooth fairy if it gets them through hard times.
      If I may butt in.
      Sorry things are so rough for you, Shoes...here's to a better 2010. I went through my funk/divorce last summer and I am over it and stronger because of it.

      So let's have an uplifting song for ya.....

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      Originally posted by vandeleur
      E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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      • Sensible Shoes
        Full Member Status

        • Oct 2009
        • 4648

        #78
        LOL. Thank you Kwame.

        Oh dear.

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        • chefcraig
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Apr 2004
          • 12172

          #79
          Originally posted by kwame k
          You're telling me in the history of religion, NO ONE has ever misused the Bible to further their own twisted agenda?
          Pedro: Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curve-ball. Straight-ball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.
          Eddie: You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.
          Pedro: Ah, Jesus [pronounced hey-SOOS], I like him very much, but he no help with curve-ball.
          Eddie: You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curve-ball?









          “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
          ― Stephen Hawking

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          • kwame k
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Feb 2008
            • 11302

            #80
            Major League with Charlie Sheen, right.
            Originally posted by vandeleur
            E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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            • kwame k
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Feb 2008
              • 11302

              #81
              Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
              LOL. Thank you Kwame.
              Since we're on a religious rant...there is a great book that is conversations with the Dalai Lama Amazon.com: Healing Emotions: Conversations with the Dalai Lama on Mindfulness, Emotions, and Health (9781590300107): Daniel Goleman: Books

              What really stood out in this book was there is no perfect life...
              that's just a bunch of bullshit made up by advertising guys to sell you shit you don't want or need(that's my line, BTW).

              We all want everything to be perfect and there is no such thing. When going through hard times, remember in the grand scheme of your life it is but a small amount of time and we tend to blow things way out of proportion. Jobs come and go, nice things come and go, relationships come and go but things never stay the same forever.....sounds gay but it helped me during my darkest hours.
              Originally posted by vandeleur
              E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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              • ELVIS
                Banned
                • Dec 2003
                • 44120

                #82
                Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible

                Elvis, normally I would have a great time sparring with you - I was educated by the bastard children of the catholic church - they lived to stir shit amongst the adamant believers as an exercise in testing faith. They would question EVERYTHING in the firm belief that all the debunking and analysis would eventually lead people back to faith because philosophically, there was no other option. In the meantime, they did their damndest to make the journey as difficult as humanly possible. In their eyes, nothing about faith is simple - and there was no value to it unless you'd eliminated all the other possibilities. The fact that they normally did this while pleasantly stewed in the communion wine did nothing to lessen the mental exercise.
                Catholicism (as I understand it) is not the right path. It leads to being hurt...

                The right path is a 24/7 relationship with God. That is the only thing available...


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                • Jesus Christ
                  Veteran
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 2429

                  #83
                  Originally posted by ELVIS
                  Catholicism (as I understand it) is not the right path. It leads to being hurt...

                  The right path is a 24/7 relationship with God. That is the only thing available...


                  Gregory, why are ye always trying to divide My children against each other?

                  Verily I say unto you that ALL churches of today are corrupt and there is not one that is perfect, and does not value the doctrines of man over My teachings.

                  In Heaven there is no Catholic and no Protestant. No Jew and Gentile. No Methodist or Mormon. These denominations are the creations of man, not of Me or My Dad.

                  Live thy life according to My teachings and care ye not about which building someone spends their Sabbath morning in.

                  And speaking of the Sabbath, I must be going now as the sun hath set.

                  Peace be with you, My children.

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                  • Sensible Shoes
                    Full Member Status

                    • Oct 2009
                    • 4648

                    #84
                    Originally posted by ELVIS
                    Catholicism (as I understand it) is not the right path. It leads to being hurt...

                    The right path is a 24/7 relationship with God. That is the only thing available...


                    What you describe does not have a label. If you have it, you know it. If you don't, you know that too.

                    Oh dear.

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                    • ELVIS
                      Banned
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 44120

                      #85
                      I never said it has a label...

                      And FORD, you can kss my ass...

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                      • kwame k
                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 11302

                        #86
                        Originally posted by ELVIS
                        I never said it has a label...

                        And FORD, you can kss my ass...
                        FORD's not even posting dude....geez.
                        Originally posted by vandeleur
                        E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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                        • Sensible Shoes
                          Full Member Status

                          • Oct 2009
                          • 4648

                          #87
                          I'm not fighting with you! I'm agreeing with you!

                          Oh dear.

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                          • kwame k
                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 11302

                            #88
                            Same difference, Shoes
                            Originally posted by vandeleur
                            E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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                            • ELVIS
                              Banned
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 44120

                              #89
                              Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
                              I'm not fighting with you! I'm agreeing with you!
                              Good!

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                              • ace diamond
                                Full Member Status

                                • Sep 2004
                                • 3863

                                #90
                                Originally posted by Jesus Christ
                                Gregory, why are ye always trying to divide My children against each other?

                                Verily I say unto you that ALL churches of today are corrupt and there is not one that is perfect, and does not value the doctrines of man over My teachings.

                                In Heaven there is no Catholic and no Protestant. No Jew and Gentile. No Methodist or Mormon. These denominations are the creations of man, not of Me or My Dad.

                                Live thy life according to My teachings and care ye not about which building someone spends their Sabbath morning in.

                                And speaking of the Sabbath, I must be going now as the sun hath set.

                                Peace be with you, My children.
                                FUCK YOU-HAIL SATAN.
                                Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                                When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                                "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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