suicide by train........

[ace diamond]

No one is denying that, ya gherkin...the essence of the discussion was Trains. Now if you wish to mention "trains" and and Skynyrd, try this one (fan made video)...and please, have the nerve and decency to play very, very loud, would you, mister?

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i've got a much better idea.......i'll put the lp on my phonograph and play the whole damned album at very high volume and piss off the neighbors.
the first album.........pronounced leh-nerd skin-erd..........

[chefcraig]

i've got a much better idea.......i'll put the lp on my phonograph and play the whole damned album at very high volume and piss off the neighbors.

There ya go. Good evenin' to ya, ace.

[ace diamond]

There ya go. Good evenin' to ya, ace.

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[GAR]

What a fucking pussy.....who was the doctor Ace? Don't hide behind a groan button, answer the question.

Fuck off, troll!

[GAR]

Superman missed a train once. Once.

Chuck Norris missed a train once, but only because he was jumping ten of them with a Huffy BMX bike.

[Hardrock69]

Excellent post, Ham.

I mean we've all had stuff happen to us or witnessed things like that.....you don't see us starting an Attention Whore poor me thread about it.

You know like when I was on the Titanic....what, you don't fucking believe me! Here's my ticket, bitches

Yo man, I found an old typewriter from 1935 in a junk shop and made it more real so they will believe you...they'll never know the difference between a typewriter from 1935 and one from 1535 shhhhh......

[Hardrock69]

Fuckin' Hagar!! There's nothing he won't do to push the Chickenfoot disc...

what a loser!

[Hardrock69]

by the way, what the fuck are "ho-ho's"?

[Hardrock69]

Oh, I dunno...your story (for one reason or another) seems more credible. Let's review: Came to this country on the Titanic in steerage, hooked up with another man's fiance, survived ship sinking by floating on bicycle debris. Went to work in Hollywood as Barney Fife, shot guy in foot. Got on yet another boat, and survived that one sinking as well. Had affair with Mary Ann, then fled to Michigan amongst pregnancy rumors. Learned drums, then headed west to remake your fortune.

The one thing I've learned from this is I'm never going boating, let alone hunting with you as long as I live.

Please excuse the ongoing posts laffing at this, but I am slowly catching up....7 pages of High Comedy from just the past 24 hours...

[Hardrock69]

both parents working 2 jobs and many long hours to pay the bills, and having 2 kids to take care of in the jimmy carter-ronald reagan era economy of the late 1970's and early 1980's wasn't very easy........
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So?

So what?

This is more info than anyone needs to know....unless you are looking for the sympathy vote.

[Hardrock69]

you are forgetting that i have 2 sisters.
older sister born feb.18, 1975.
i was born july 2, 1977.
kid sister was born july 2, 1983.

the era in reference is 1977-1983.

about 2 months before kid sister was born, only dad was working.
mother was home all the time, as she took her maternity leave in may 1983.

so she started on me with learning english just before the end of kindergarten.
so i was still 5 at the time.

and it was in early may.
about 3 weeks prior to the us fest.........

you fail again, shitheel.........

Ok so tell us their exact names, their social security numbers, bank account numbers, credit card numbers, phone numbers, and any other numbers we can use to steal their money and blame it all on you.

Do you think your sisters would approve of you posting intimate details of their lives on this forum?

[Hardrock69]

you have only succeeded in proving me right.
shitheel.

1985 is not early 1980s' it's mid 1980's, you dumb fucking ******.
now shut the fuck up and go back to your chicken coop for the night,
you dumb fucking shitheel tar baby.
now let me go get my rope, a torch, a loaded shotgun, and a fresh can of gasoline......you and me is a going to the nearest big oak tree.................and you is gonna learn how's ta swing from my gallow's pole...........

Ahhh...a country music listener.

[Hardrock69]

but i called you that directly.
i did not say a word about your other half or anyone in your family.
you, however, went after my girlfriend.

you attacked a woman for no fucking reason.
someone who has never said anything bad to or about you.

you attacked a woman unjustly and unjustifiably to get at me.

if you want to attack me, then be a fucking man and do it.

you don't go after my squaw to get at me you stupid fucking ******......

only pussies, psychos, pieces of shit, and fucking lowlife cowards do that.

i don't even go there.

unacceptable.

that is why it is out of bounds.

kwame be a man.
real men never, ever fucking strike a woman.
ever.

Motherfucker, you brought it all on yourself. Shut the fuck up.

If it bothers so much to be insulted why the fuck do you keep posting here?

IF YOU DON'T WANT YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE TO BE INSULTED, FUCKING LEAVE!

Unless you are just a gluttony for punishment.

[Hardrock69]

kwame, i knew my grandfather very well.
he died june 29, 1989, 3 days before my 12th birthday.

i wasn't told by my dad that gramps had died until august 12th.
i still hold a fucking grudge after almost 21 years
it took me 20 fucking years to get my father to tell me where he was buried.
in 2009, i finally visited his grave and said good bye.

i am not going to post the pictures. that is private.

Why not? You post way too much in the way of inane rambling facts about your family here that nobody cares to hear.

So fucking what? Get the fuck over your poor wretched miserable fucking life and grow the fuck up! YOU WERE A CHILD OVER 20 FUCKING YEARS AGO!

ENOUGH ALREADY.

[binnie]