suicide by train........

[ace diamond]

Well, you ARE a stupid fat fuck... but I can understand what you're saying.

You probably didn't meet your real father, so you're talking about the man who was there when you were born.

But don't worry, maybe your mother did know your father. Maybe his name?

Cheers! :bottle:

i wish i was adopted.
then my fucked up life might actually make some sense.
however,
the only person in that hospital with my mother when i was born was my aunt.
she has pictures of the whole thing.
i've seen them only once...........
ONCE!

[Anonymous]

thome, thank you.
but i am an apache...not a navajo.........they are our cousins though.....

A BLONDE ALBINO Apache... yeah, sure...

Must've been from the interbreeding, eh?

Cheers! :bottle:

[kwame k]

See, Asshole? Kwame's a classy guy. He'd never resort to insulting your family.

Why, he could've EASILY said that if your mother actually resorted to fucking Gayr, it's because she's been around so long, she doesn't even care WHAT is inside her.

Notice, however, how he didn't do that either.

Class act, Kwame.

Cheers! :bottle:

Right back at ya, Sylicker!

For the record, it would of been so easy for Sylicker to say......

Yo momma's so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
Yo momma's so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes
Your family wasn't dysfunctional until you arrived.
Yo momma's car's so ugly someone broke in just to steal The CLUB
Yo momma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers
Yo momma's so ugly I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application

I have even more respect for your restraint, Sylicker......

[ace diamond]

A BLONDE ALBINO Apache... yeah, sure...

Must've been from the interbreeding, eh?

Cheers! :bottle:

not likely.

[Anonymous]

i wish i was adopted.
then my fucked up life might actually make some sense.
however,
the only person in that hospital with my mother when i was born was my aunt.
she has pictures of the whole thing.
i've seen them only once...........
ONCE!

Yeah, it must've been a gruesome sight.

And of course your father wasn't there... they don't allow dogs in Hospitals, you fat shit.

Cheers! :bottle:

[ace diamond]

Right back at ya, Sylicker!

For the record, it would of been so easy for Sylicker to say......

Yo momma's so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
Yo momma's so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes
Your family wasn't dysfunctional until you arrived.
Yo momma's car's so ugly someone broke in just to steal The CLUB
Yo momma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers
Yo momma's so ugly I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application

I have even more respect for your restraint, Sylicker......

how very "ghetto" of you.

[Anonymous]

Right back at ya, Sylicker!

For the record, it would of been so easy for Sylicker to say......

Yo momma's so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
Yo momma's so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes
Your family wasn't dysfunctional until you arrived.
Yo momma's car's so ugly someone broke in just to steal The CLUB
Yo momma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers
Yo momma's so ugly I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application

I have even more respect for your restraint, Sylicker......

What can I say... they don't come any classier than us.

Not like that other guy who was saying Asshole's mom is so stupid she was giving out blowjobs AND paying the guys.

We'd never say such things, would we, Kwame?

Cheers! :bottle:

[kwame k]

actually the "stupid fat fuck" would be my dad.
i'm nothing like him.
go over to chase bank in littleton,colorado, go upstairs, ask for john hughes, and kill him for all i care.

OMG I forgot about that lie....he's Howard Hughes, what was the lie again, Ace. Nephew,gay lover, son?

[Susie Q]

If you two are a real couple Ace, I honestly feel for Blondie. Because you are a complete embarrassment to her. You should man up and act accordingly instead of a delusional psycho-babbling twat. Just sayin'....

[ace diamond]

Yeah, it must've been a gruesome sight.

And of course your father wasn't there... they don't allow dogs in Hospitals, you fat shit.

Cheers! :bottle:

actually, my father was not there is the truth.
he was busy cheating on my mom that night with one of his mistresses.

i don't think my mother has ever forgiven him for it.
he missed the birth of his only son.

now you know part of the reason i don't care if somebody snuffs him.
if you lot think i am a fucking asshole...............i'm tame compared to him.

[kwame k]

i wish i was adopted.
then my fucked up life might actually make some sense.
however,
the only person in that hospital with my mother when i was born was my aunt.
she has pictures of the whole thing.
i've seen them only once...........
ONCE!

So you looked at your mom's huge gapping hole that pushed a fat fuck like you out?

That explains a lot about you, Ace.

[Susie Q]

Can you have THAT MUCH of a tragic life Ace? I mean REALLY? You gotta make this shit up as you go along....

[ace diamond]

OMG I forgot about that lie....he's Howard Hughes, what was the lie again, Ace. Nephew,gay lover, son?

no.
howard hughes jr, and my great grandfather, adonis hughes, both born in 1905, were 1st cousins.

adonis hughes is buried next to his wife, anna hughes, and my grandfather,
robert e. hughes, on the masonic lawn at rose hills cemetary in southern california.

howard robard hughes jr. is buried in texas.

these are all absoulute facts.

feel more than welcome to confirm them.

[Anonymous]

actually, my father was not there is the truth.
he was busy cheating on my mom that night with one of his mistresses.

i don't think my mother has ever forgiven him for it.
he missed the birth of his only son.

now you know part of the reason i don't care if somebody snuffs him.
if you lot think i am a fucking asshole...............i'm tame compared to him.

Dude, anyone with a son like you would kill his wife, set fire to the Hospital & kill himself.

I think your father took it rather well, to be honest.

Cheers! :bottle:

[kwame k]

What can I say... they don't come any classier than us.

Not like that other guy who was saying Asshole's mom is so stupid she was giving out blowjobs AND paying the guys.

We'd never say such things, would we, Kwame?

Cheers! :bottle:

Exactly, why I wouldn't even mention something like......

To be Ace's girlfriend you'd either have to have an incurable STD or be so fucking mentally retarded you couldn't even wipe your own ass.

We really should be Knighted or put up for Sainthood.