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  • chefcraig
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Apr 2004
    • 12172

    Originally posted by ace diamond
    khwajhala siddiqqi

    a pakistani doctor.
    Wait a minute...jhale667 is from Pakistan, and is also a doctor? I thought the guy only played one on tv!









    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
    ― Stephen Hawking

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    • kwame k
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Feb 2008
      • 11302

      Originally posted by vandeleur
      E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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      • Ace's Dead Cat
        Full On Cocktard
        • Jan 2010
        • 49

        It's probably time to rename this thread suicide by posting.

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        • Ace's Dead Cat
          Full On Cocktard
          • Jan 2010
          • 49

          Then again Ace will tell you he got obese by eating a case of potato chips in 2001.

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          • Ace's Dead Cat
            Full On Cocktard
            • Jan 2010
            • 49


            He was pursuing an endorsement with these people around the time I was hit by an imaginary vehicle.

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            • Susie Q
              Veteran
              • Jan 2004
              • 1523

              Originally posted by ace diamond
              no dictionary needed.
              i know what it means.
              tell me,
              why is it you bear such a striking resemblance to the north end of a southbound mule,
              you insipid imbecile?

              look that one up in your dictionary.

              fuck you very much for putting me on your short shitlist.
              what an honor.

              cunt.
              Took you long enough to respond, therefore you needed a dictionary. Oh wait...you couldn't look it up in the dictionary because you are blind. You are a embarrassment to Blondie, and I wouldn't want to be associated to your nasty ass. You uneducated CUNT! You are a mouth breathing plankton who can only hope to be washed away with all your lying, shit stirring ways.

              People are right here, it takes a LOT for me to become pissed off and out of the fluffy bunny reach around, save the planet ways. I throw down like Bobby Flay and can smack your big bitch into the next fuckin' planet if need be. You should have been hit by the fuckin' train, or was it the short bus you got off of?

              I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time.
              ~Susie Q 2009

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              • PETE'S BROTHER
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Feb 2007
                • 12678

                The Utah cars do NOT have the same safety equipment as the regular Metrolink cars.

                Should you have a Utah car capsize, i.e. land on its side after an incident, passengers cannot get out of the car. The emergency escapes in the windows are useless in that situation. The windows are below your feet or way above your head, just making then useless for an escape.

                Remember that the Chatsworth crash had a capsized car.

                Unlike most buses, both the Metrolink and Utah cars have no roof hatch escape, but at least the Metrolink car has an axe to chop through the roof to make an escape. The Utah car has no such feature, should a Utah car capsize and catch on fire, the passengers have no escape.

                Is it any wonder that one conductor calls them the "Utah death cars"?

                Welcome to Metrolinkrider.com. Here is your chance to speak up! • View topic - Are the Utah cars safe? Metrolink finally talks about it.

                we needed a larger impact, dammit!
                Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                • chefcraig
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 12172

                  Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                  we needed a larger impact, dammit!
                  Well, if the car should unexpectedly stop short while ace is riding in the back, his sudden momentum forward will give you all the impact you would need, should you be unfortunate enough to be caught in his path.

                  The effect would be similar to that of a wrecking ball striking a pinata.
                  Last edited by chefcraig; 01-13-2010, 04:41 PM.









                  “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                  ― Stephen Hawking

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                  • Igosplut
                    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 2794

                    Originally posted by Ace's Dead Cat
                    It's probably time to rename this thread suicide by posting.
                    Shee-it you ain't kidding there dead cat...
                    Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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                    • kwame k
                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 11302

                      Pictures at 11......notice in all these pictures there's no bicycle debris.





                      Originally posted by vandeleur
                      E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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                      • kwame k
                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 11302

                        Originally posted by Susie Q
                        Took you long enough to respond, therefore you needed a dictionary. Oh wait...you couldn't look it up in the dictionary because you are blind. You are a embarrassment to Blondie, and I wouldn't want to be associated to your nasty ass. You uneducated CUNT! You are a mouth breathing plankton who can only hope to be washed away with all your lying, shit stirring ways.

                        People are right here, it takes a LOT for me to become pissed off and out of the fluffy bunny reach around, save the planet ways. I throw down like Bobby Flay and can smack your big bitch into the next fuckin' planet if need be. You should have been hit by the fuckin' train, or was it the short bus you got off of?
                        Wow, Susie......I'm glad I'm not on your shit list. You're brutal babe
                        Originally posted by vandeleur
                        E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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                        • kwame k
                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 11302

                          You know what is going to be hilarious here.....Ace is combing the garbage cans at the train station, desperately trying to find someone with a scanner and it's all for naught....a ticket stub proves nothing because it has no name or any verifiable info on it
                          Originally posted by vandeleur
                          E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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                          • Igosplut
                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 2794

                            Ooooph.

                            And the ownage just keeps piling up.
                            Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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                            • kwame k
                              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 11302

                              Originally posted by Igosplut
                              Ooooph.

                              And the ownage just keeps piling up.
                              OMG, I can just picture Ace waddling all over town looking for a scanner
                              Originally posted by vandeleur
                              E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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                              • chefcraig
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Apr 2004
                                • 12172

                                Originally posted by kwame k
                                OMG, I can just picture Ace waddling all over town looking for a scanner.
                                For some reason, I read that as "OMG, I can just picture Ace waddling all over town looking for a Sizzler...", and it still made perfect sense.

                                Last edited by chefcraig; 01-13-2010, 05:12 PM.









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