suicide by train........

[Anonymous]

i might be totally fucking crazy, but i am not that fucking stupid.

When are you going to learn that lying is bad, Asshole?

Cheers! :bottle:

[kwame k]

What secret? Watch it.

Dude! It was hell!!! There were cats standing by waiting for cars to hit them... bicycles flying... pear-shaped dudes, standing like bowling pins, screaming that they were blind Indians... I hope I never have to go through that again.

So, how did you make it?

Cheers! :bottle:

OMFG! I have tears...I'm laughing so hard Give me a few minutes......

[ace diamond]

Ding, ding, ding........You're finally getting it Ace!

It really is, "The Boy Who Cried Wolf", syndrome with you. No one is going to believe anything you say because you are a known Liar and have been busted numerous times.

You created your rep, deal with the repercussions of it.

"the boy who cried wolf"
i read that book in 1983.
in the 1st grade.
i was still learning to speak english back then.
it is not my 1st language.

[ace diamond]

Dude, lay off the glue & paint thinner...

What the fuck is that supposed to be? Some sort of threat? I really can't tell.

Either way...

Fuck off!

nope, not a threat or anything of the sort.

just a stab at humour.

if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

bugs was onto to something there........

[Anonymous]

"the boy who cried wolf"
i read that book in 1983.
in the 1st grade.
i was still learning to speak english back then.
it is not my 1st language.

Stay tuned, everybody.

Asshole Liemond is gonna tell us ANOTHER story.

He's not American now. This is gonna be good.

Cheers! :bottle:

[ace diamond]

"the secret of success is to offend the greatest number of people."
george bernard shaw

[twonabomber]

i was still learning to speak english back then.
it is not my 1st language.

i think most of us knew that just by reading your posts.

[ace diamond]

Stay tuned, everybody.

Asshole Liemond is gonna tell us ANOTHER story.

He's not American now. This is gonna be good.

Cheers! :bottle:

oh, you are wrong.
i am american.
i was born in southern california.
i just did not speak english first.

[twonabomber]

"no speak-um English, kemo sabe?"

[Anonymous]

oh, you are wrong.
i am american.
i was born in southern california.
i just did not speak english first.

Oh, do tell! Don't leave us hanging like that.

Wot a maroon!

Cheers! :bottle:

[kwame k]

What secret? Watch it.

Dude! It was hell!!! There were cats standing by waiting for cars to hit them... bicycles flying... pear-shaped dudes, standing like bowling pins, screaming that they were blind Indians... I hope I never have to go through that again.

So, how did you make it?

Cheers! :bottle:

After I faked my own death to dump Rose, I tied several of the more plump passengers together and made a raft using all you rich fuckers furs and dinner jackets as a sail.

I ended up on this Island with several other castaways.......

[kwame k]

i think most of us knew that just by reading your posts.

[kwame k]

"the secret of success is to offend the greatest number of people."
george bernard shaw

"The secret of being a lying troll is not knowing when to quit"

Kwame K

[kwame k]

oh, you are wrong.
i am american.
i was born in southern california.
i just did not speak english first.

Was that because you were stuffing your fat face with Ho Ho's at the time?

[ace diamond]

shitheel......i was very skinny until i was 25.
i didn't start learning to speak english until i was 5.
so it is safe to say, when i was 6, in 1983, i had zero body fat.

by the way, what the fuck are "ho-ho's"?