suicide by train........

[kwame k]

For some reason, I read that as "OMG, I can just picture Ace waddling all over town looking for a Sizzler...", and it still made perfect sense.

Craig...you always crack me up

[Susie Q]

Wow, Susie......I'm glad I'm not on your shit list. You're brutal babe

[kwame k]

[kwame k]

Wait a minute...jhale667 is from Pakistan, and is also a doctor? I thought the guy only played one on tv!

First off....sorry Jay!

When you posted this, the first thing that came to mind was.......

[chefcraig]

First off....sorry Jay!

When you posted this, the first thing that came to mind was.......

I was thinking of Kal Penn's brief appearance on House.




Wasn't there a Jerky Boys routine that centered around a Pakistani character?

[kwame k]

I wonder if Jay will ever let us post in Gear Street again

[ace diamond]

hey shitheel, i went to fed-ex office and had the train schedule, and both tickets scanned.
1 .pdf file.
it will be posted shortly.

[ace diamond]

i went to los angeles on friday jan. 8.
i left los angeles on jan 11 on 8am train 91 line.
had to change trains in orange.
i told you i was on the train that hit that guy.
here is the proof.
MEGAUPLOAD - The leading online storage and file delivery service
the line for apologies starts behind shitheel over to my left.
now all you sorry fucks can kiss my ass.

[ace diamond]

hey bitch, your bloody fucking string is hanging out.
it's dripping........

[ace diamond]

Took you long enough to respond, therefore you needed a dictionary. Oh wait...you couldn't look it up in the dictionary because you are blind. You are a embarrassment to Blondie, and I wouldn't want to be associated to your nasty ass. You uneducated CUNT! You are a mouth breathing plankton who can only hope to be washed away with all your lying, shit stirring ways.

People are right here, it takes a LOT for me to become pissed off and out of the fluffy bunny reach around, save the planet ways. I throw down like Bobby Flay and can smack your big bitch into the next fuckin' planet if need be. You should have been hit by the fuckin' train, or was it the short bus you got off of?

gee, feel free to put me on your ignore list.
i bet you hug trees and stare at goats too.........when you're not busy blowing and fucking them.

me, uneducated?
you fail.
my high school diploma, which i earned in 3 1/2 years and had 25 course credits too much, as 230 was the requirement to graduate over 4 years, and i earned 255 in 3 1/2 years, made the deans list 5 or 6 times, i earned the 1 and only perfect attendance award ever given at that school, and out of a class of 578 students, i finished with a 3.976 gpa, 76th in my class.
2 other kids finished mid year, but they were half a year late.
they couldn't do in 4 1/2 years what i did in 3 1/2-
and the 2 years of jr. college i attended.
i've been meaning to go back, and finish my a.a. degree, but i just haven't been able to make it happen.

i am far from uneducated.

there is a major difference between uneducated, and just not giving a flying fuck.
i am not uneducated.
i just don't give a flying fuck.

[Seshmeister]

my high school diploma, which i earned in 3 1/2 years and had 25 course credits too much, as 230 was the requirement to graduate over 4 years, and i earned 255 in 3 1/2 years, made the deans list 5 or 6 times, i earned the 1 and only perfect attendance award ever given at that school, and out of a class of 578 students, i finished with a 3.976 gpa, 76th in my class.
2 other kids finished mid year, but they were half a year late.
they couldn't do in 4 1/2 years what i did in 3 1/2-
and the 2 years of jr. college i attended.
i've been meaning to go back, and finish my a.a. degree, but i just haven't been able to make it happen.

i am far from uneducated.

See me after class...

[Susie Q]

gee, feel free to put me on your ignore list.
i bet you hug trees and stare at goats too.........when you're not busy blowing and fucking them.

me, uneducated?
you fail.
my high school diploma, which i earned in 3 1/2 years and had 25 course credits too much, as 230 was the requirement to graduate over 4 years, and i earned 255 in 3 1/2 years, made the deans list 5 or 6 times, i earned the 1 and only perfect attendance award ever given at that school, and out of a class of 578 students, i finished with a 3.976 gpa, 76th in my class.
2 other kids finished mid year, but they were half a year late.
they couldn't do in 4 1/2 years what i did in 3 1/2-
and the 2 years of jr. college i attended.
i've been meaning to go back, and finish my a.a. degree, but i just haven't been able to make it happen.

i am far from uneducated.

there is a major difference between uneducated, and just not giving a flying fuck.
i am not uneducated.
i just don't give a flying fuck.

Here's the thing fuckhead, you are a uneducated, laughing stock of this internet community, you are an embarrassment to anyone who knows you. Now, I'll decipher exactly what is going on with you. You apparently had a bad child hood because you lack the attention from your parents at an early age. You needed special education classes, but your needs were again ignored. Most likely you came from poor stock and were picked on during school years. Hence the bullshit artist was born. You had to make up stuff because your life wasn't that interesting and people just passed you by. Then when everyone saw through your bullshit, you decided to pick up a guitar. Unfortunately, from the sounds your guitar makes when it is in your hands is that of a cat screaming out in pain when you touch it. Your guitar don't even want anything to do with you. If it had legs, it would run away. So when people who have NO CLUE on music listen to your horseshit, they too end up leaving your "gig's" saying, "What the fuck was that?!" You don't get any repeat gigs after they hear you the one time. So now...you are a illiterate, talentless dumbfuck who works the system and lives off of whoever is stupid enough to take your ass in. I don't feel sorry for you. Because you can't blame your parents, society or anyone else. You have yourself to blame, you have to dig yourself out of your hole, smarten up and prove to be a human that can contribute something to society instead of going into a cesspool of scum.

[Seshmeister]

But apart from that...

[Susie Q]

But apart from that...

You think I covered it pretty much?

[binnie]

Here's the thing fuckhead, you are a uneducated, laughing stock of this internet community, you are an embarrassment to anyone who knows you. Now, I'll decipher exactly what is going on with you. You apparently had a bad child hood because you lack the attention from your parents at an early age. You needed special education classes, but your needs were again ignored. Most likely you came from poor stock and were picked on during school years. Hence the bullshit artist was born. You had to make up stuff because your life wasn't that interesting and people just passed you by. Then when everyone saw through your bullshit, you decided to pick up a guitar. Unfortunately, from the sounds your guitar makes when it is in your hands is that of a cat screaming out in pain when you touch it. Your guitar don't even want anything to do with you. If it had legs, it would run away. So when people who have NO CLUE on music listen to your horseshit, they too end up leaving your "gig's" saying, "What the fuck was that?!" You don't get any repeat gigs after they hear you the one time. So now...you are a illiterate, talentless dumbfuck who works the system and lives off of whoever is stupid enough to take your ass in. I don't feel sorry for you. Because you can't blame your parents, society or anyone else. You have yourself to blame, you have to dig yourself out of your hole, smarten up and prove to be a human that can contribute something to society instead of going into a cesspool of scum.

Let me translate Ace. What Susie Q is saying there is "I secretly love you." :D

(Ouch!)