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  • LEFTY is Gar's Bitch
    Foot Soldier
    • Jan 2010
    • 562

    Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
    I had 3 serious 2 day hangover drunks in my life.

    The second was from dropping shots of peppermint schapps in beer. It was not a pretty sight, and I cannot for the life of me figure out what possessed us to try it. Never caught on, but I don't know if it was because it tasted bad or it got us so sick.
    i can drink a 40 of shnapps and not get a hang over.i once drank 40 beers and threw up all over my self and hubby.

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    • Dan
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 12194

      Originally posted by LEFTY
      i can drink a 40 of shnapps and not get a hang over.i once drank 40 beers and threw up all over my self and hubby.
      Did You Also Fry-Up Your Sick?
      First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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      • ace diamond
        Full Member Status

        • Sep 2004
        • 3863

        Originally posted by MAX
        How many more fucking times can you make yourself look foolish?

        Just like there's Alcoholics Anonymous which has helped countless stop drinking, hurting themselves, society and others around them, why can't there be a fucking Clueless Dumbfucks Anonymous? Seriously, get yourself a sponsor and go through the program. Maybe it's not too late for your pathetic porkfat ass to contribute the least bit to society you worthless, pathetic ape!!! My apologies to primates for the end of the last sentence.
        what's the matter, you bloody tampon?
        trouble with recognising and understanding sarcasm and self-effacing humour?
        Originally posted by hideyoursheep
        When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
        "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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        • MAX
          Rotharmy Gladiator

          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 13001

          Originally posted by ace diamond
          what's the matter, you bloody tampon?
          No one's interested in what you had for breakfast and stop talking to your food!!!
          EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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          • PETE'S BROTHER
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Feb 2007
            • 12678

            Shackleton whisky recovered after 100 years in polar ice - Yahoo! News

            i wouldn't mind tryin' this
            Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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            • kwame k
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Feb 2008
              • 11302

              Richard Paterson, master blender at Whyte and Mackay, whose company supplied the Mackinlay's whisky for Shackleton, described the find as "a gift from the heavens" for whisky lovers.
              "If the contents can be confirmed, safely extracted and analysed, the original blend may be able to be replicated," he said.
              "Given the original recipe no longer exists this may open a door into history."
              How'd they lose the original recipe?
              Originally posted by vandeleur
              E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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              • PETE'S BROTHER
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Feb 2007
                • 12678

                Originally posted by kwame k
                How'd they lose the original recipe?
                colonel sanders stole it, that prick
                Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                • kwame k
                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 11302

                  Originally posted by vandeleur
                  E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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                  • Sensible Shoes
                    Full Member Status

                    • Oct 2009
                    • 4648

                    I love that this whiskey search was precipitated by finding two sticks of butter in the ice. Joe T. is really getting desparate for food.

                    Oh dear.

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                    • ace diamond
                      Full Member Status

                      • Sep 2004
                      • 3863

                      Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                      no shit!
                      Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                      When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                      "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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                      • MAX
                        Rotharmy Gladiator

                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 13001

                        Originally posted by ace diamond
                        no shit!
                        Shit, I'm bummed to see you back.

                        I was hoping that during your recent hiatus perhaps you'd accompanied Nate to the doctor and gotten some lipo whilst he had his sex change operation.
                        EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                        • PETE'S BROTHER
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 12678

                          Originally posted by MAX
                          Shit, I'm bummed to see you back.

                          I was hoping that during your recent hiatus perhaps you'd accompanied Nate to the doctor and gotten some lipo whilst he had his sex change operation.
                          the break was nice. maybe he's better this time...
                          Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                          • Unchainme
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Apr 2005
                            • 7746

                            Originally posted by MAX
                            Shit, I'm bummed to see you back.

                            I was hoping that during your recent hiatus perhaps you'd accompanied Nate to the doctor and gotten some lipo whilst he had his sex change operation.
                            Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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