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  • Igosplut
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Jan 2004
    • 2794

    #46
    Originally posted by Kristy
    I'm not against tattoos it's just that not everybody looks good in them and most end up regret getting them later on in life. If this woman that Jesse allegedly got his dick wet with wants to look like she fell into a Crayola box I have no problem with that but at the same time I'd never hire her for a job that doesn't involve a neon beer lights, a pole on a stage and the occasional STD testing.
    Kristy, You DO make me laugh so fucking hard sometimes.....
    Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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    • FORD
      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

      • Jan 2004
      • 59619

      #47
      Originally posted by Diamondjimi
      Upon a closer look, I think the bitch has a mustache...


      Or it could quite simply be a "Dirty Sanchez" from the night before...
      Well, now that you mention it, every picture I've seen of this tattoo chick, she's holding her legs in such a way that suggests a third leg just might be "tucked" out of the way. Not very well endowed in the hip department, and the tits are obviously store bought. Excessive ink all aside, Jesse might be cheating on Sandra Bullock with a trannie?
      Eat Us And Smile

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      • Kristy
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 16741

        #48
        Maybe so but put it this way: even if she had a law degree she earned by stripping would you still want her representing you in court looking like that despite what her credentials as an attorney might be? Makes you wonder why James with all his money couldn't "do" something better because nobody in their right mind would come near a thing like her; I seriously doubt if she dropped dead in the middle of nowhere the crows or vultures would even bother.

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        • Kristy
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 16741

          #49
          Originally posted by Igosplut

          This is coming from somebody who's covered with tattooing (and has been for years) but I look at this broad and think WTF?
          I apologize Igo, I'm not against tattoos and I meant no offense but to me, it kind of goes back to what Clint Eastwood said about how everybody must know their limitations.

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          • hambon4lif
            Crazy Ass Mofo
            • Jun 2004
            • 2810

            #50
            The tat on her throat may be hiding an apple....

            "Pray for Sinners" is tattoed into her forehead and she's fucking some dude she knows is married....some jokes just write themselves.

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            • PETE'S BROTHER
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Feb 2007
              • 12678

              #51
              Originally posted by Kristy
              Maybe so but put it this way: even if she had a law degree she earned by stripping would you still want her representing you in court looking like that despite what her credentials as an attorney might be? Makes you wonder why James with all his money couldn't "do" something better because nobody in their right mind would come near a thing like her; I seriously doubt if she dropped dead in the middle of nowhere the crows or vultures would even bother.
              but she could be one of the best sales reps in a call center that ever lived.
              Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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              • chefcraig
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Apr 2004
                • 12172

                #52
                Has anyone here ever seen someone with a tattoo on their face and then uttered the phrase "Now there goes a mentally stable individual"?

                Last edited by chefcraig; 03-19-2010, 01:46 PM.









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                • PETE'S BROTHER
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 12678

                  #53
                  everyone with a teardrop tattooed under their eye means they are stable, right?
                  Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                  • Sensible Shoes
                    Full Member Status

                    • Oct 2009
                    • 4648

                    #54
                    And I think reasonable tatts on men are hot. Still getting used to women having them - sure does seem commonplace these days. I still can't get past a few things - numbers tattooed on Jews in Aushwitz - and the way I see skin go terribly thin and fragile on older women. I just keep envisioning the mortician finding a VH tattoo on my ass and being humiliated.

                    Oh dear.

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                    • Igosplut
                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 2794

                      #55
                      Originally posted by Kristy
                      I apologize Igo, I'm not against tattoos and I meant no offense but to me, it kind of goes back to what Clint Eastwood said about how everybody must know their limitations.
                      No need to apologize, I knew what you meant. Somebody like me, my lifestyle and occupation you would Expect to be covered in tattoos. But that's me, and doesn't mean I can't see the other side of it also.
                      Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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                      • Hardrock69
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 21897

                        #56
                        For years now I would see something about Jesse James and think "Alright! The dude scored big time!"

                        Now all I can think of is:

                        "What a stupid fucker!"

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                        • Kristy
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 16741

                          #57
                          Originally posted by Diamondjimi
                          Upon a closer look, I think the bitch has a mustache...
                          That's nothing. Take a look at the amount of abortion hangers in the background. Coincidence? Okay, that was mean of me. :0

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                          • PETE'S BROTHER
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 12678

                            #58
                            Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
                            And I think reasonable tatts on men are hot. Still getting used to women having them - sure does seem commonplace these days. I still can't get past a few things - numbers tattooed on Jews in Aushwitz - and the way I see skin go terribly thin and fragile on older women. I just keep envisioning the mortician finding a VH tattoo on my ass and being humiliated.

                            butt, you would be dead. you couldn't be humiliated. butt, he could i guess, you know, for starin' at a tat on a dead woman's ass.
                            Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                            • Sensible Shoes
                              Full Member Status

                              • Oct 2009
                              • 4648

                              #59
                              Here's another thing. Tats on men usually seem dignified to me as I imagine them getting them in the military - or in Igo's case, from doing something they really believe in. For some reason, that dignity doesn't go with tats on women. But I am an old fart and keep envisioning myself in a polkadot dress, pearls and church hat at 70. It's pretty silly when you think about it.

                              Oh dear.

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                              • PETE'S BROTHER
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Feb 2007
                                • 12678

                                #60
                                Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
                                Here's another thing. Tats on men usually seem dignified to me as I imagine them getting them in the military - or in Igo's case, from doing something they really believe in. For some reason, that dignity doesn't go with tats on women. But I am an old fart and keep envisioning myself in a polkadot dress, pearls and church hat at 70. It's pretty silly when you think about it.
                                i understand your reservations, i felt the same way when i was younger. the older i get, the more i realize it's about the content, not the cover. kinda like our message board here. maybe not the best to look at, but kick ass peeps makin' it great to hang out.
                                Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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