I am Ace Diamond.

[hambon4lif]

I planned it that way. Genius I tell you.

FYI.....I almost went to Bullz-Eye.com and cracked this case, but I figured "what the hell....let her have some fun"..

[thome]

Don't be silly, I'm LEFTY too.

Nudeness is like infinity!! whatta day whatta wondefull day!

[Sensible Shoes]

Well I've been having fun for years! The Ace franchise has offered a lot of people lots of amusement. Every website needs a scapegoat. In fact, it's the subject of my PhD. I'm doing a dissertation on the whole concept, and that's from whence the idea sprung. It has been quite the undertaking, let me tell you.

[kwame k]

Jesus, the food bill alone for that guy must of been a fortune.........

[kwame k]

When did you put together the blind, one testicle, albino Apache, that was raped by his uncle, lived in a tepee, his father had him nurtured, is related to Howard Hughes and fished for his diner.

All the while he was online and posting.

Did it come at once in a stream of consciousness or evolve or a period of time?

[Sensible Shoes]

Jesus, the food bill alone for that guy must of been a fortune.........

Yes, it was one of our biggest challenges. In fact we hit a big stumbling block - some of our funding actually came from the waborita franchise. Sammy Hagar not only understands what it means to be a scapegoat, he has a lot of experience eating vast quantities of food. So you can understand why he'd be so interested in furthering our study. But when he realized it was being conducted on a Roth fansite, he yanked the cash, and the poor Ace character practically starved and took to acting in crappy films just to feed himself. It's a really compelling story.

[Sensible Shoes]

When did you put together the blind, one testicle, albino Apache, that was raped by his uncle, lived in a tepee, his father had him nurtured, is related to Howard Hughes and fished for his diner.

All the while he was online and posting.

Did it come at once in a stream of consciousness or evolve or a period of time?

It struck me one night during a particularly frenzied game of Bejeweled Blitz.

[kwame k]

Movie of the week in the works?

[kwame k]

It struck me one night during a particularly frenzied game of Bejeweled Blitz.

Since I'm not into the occult, I have no idea about that game

[Sensible Shoes]

Movie of the week in the works?

No, no, that would belittle the integrity of the work.

[Sensible Shoes]

Since I'm not into the occult, I have no idea about that game

Well I could not play anything in the arcade or my cover might have been blown.

[kwame k]

So you're going for an HBO or Showtime deal, then?

[Sensible Shoes]

So you're going for an HBO or Showtime deal, then?

No, No you have it all wrong. Once I get my PhD, I shall have the dissertation published and this will get me a federal grant to continue my research. The actor portraying Ace hopes to get a reality show on Bravo where he will stalk the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

[Satan]

Thank Hell! I was really starting to get sick, thinking somebody like him was actually worshipping me!

[Sensible Shoes]

Thank Hell! I was really starting to get sick, thinking somebody like him was actually worshipping me!

Don't be silly. Joe Thunder worships you.