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  • MAX
    Rotharmy Gladiator

    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 13001
    #106
    Originally posted by Dan
    I'm Very Hurt By Your Words Max.
    Dan,

    I'm sincere. You know I love you. Ever since that day I found you left abandoned on my porch all soaking wet, wrapped in a bag of kitty litter, I couldn't turn my back on you bro.

    Later on we'll get ice cream.
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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      • Dan
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 12194
        #107
        I Still Dont Feel the Love.
        First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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          • PETE'S BROTHER
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Feb 2007
            • 12678
            #108
            ice cream is love:0
            Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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              • Anonymous
                Banned
                • May 2004
                • 12749
                #109
                Originally posted by Dan
                I Still Dont Feel the Love.
                Group hug, then.

                And fuck you if you don't like me stealing your lines.

                Cheers! :bottle:

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                  • MAX
                    Rotharmy Gladiator

                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 13001
                    #110
                    Originally posted by Dan
                    I Still Dont Feel the Love.
                    Then, I'm guessing you prolly didn't shove enough kiwis up your caboose today?

                    Try again.
                    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                      • Anonymous
                        Banned
                        • May 2004
                        • 12749
                        #111
                        Originally posted by MAX
                        Then, I'm guessing you prolly didn't shove enough kiwis up your caboose today?

                        Try again.
                        Yes, he probably... WHAT????

                        I'm backing away, slowly, now...

                        Cheers! :bottle:

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                          • MAX
                            Rotharmy Gladiator

                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 13001
                            #112
                            Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
                            Yes, he probably... WHAT????

                            I'm backing away, slowly, now...

                            Cheers! :bottle:
                            Prolly a good idea cos Dan's obviously graduated to a larger dildo so he can "feel" said "love" and doesn't quite know how to operate the beast just yet. Could be dangerous for anyone standing too close to the man.
                            EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                              • Dan
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 12194
                                #113
                                Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
                                Group hug, then.

                                And fuck you if you don't like me stealing your lines.

                                Cheers! :bottle:
                                You Shaved Your Chest Yet?

                                Cheers :bottle:
                                First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                                  • Dan
                                    DIAMOND STATUS
                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 12194
                                    #114
                                    Originally posted by MAX
                                    Then, I'm guessing you prolly didn't shove enough kiwis up your caboose today?

                                    Try again.
                                    Hey Now.:D

                                    I Dont Stick Things In Or Near My Ass You Sick Fucker.:D

                                    That's All.
                                    First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                                      • Anonymous
                                        Banned
                                        • May 2004
                                        • 12749
                                        #115
                                        Originally posted by Dan
                                        You Shaved Your Chest Yet?

                                        Cheers :bottle:
                                        No.

                                        It tickles you when I hug.

                                        Cheers! :bottle:

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                                          • Anonymous
                                            Banned
                                            • May 2004
                                            • 12749
                                            #116
                                            Originally posted by Dan
                                            Hey Now.:D

                                            I Dont Stick Things In Or Near My Ass You Sick Fucker.:D

                                            That's All.
                                            Oh? Who sticks them in, then?

                                            Sorry, D-man, you left that one wiiiiiide open - pun intended.

                                            Cheers! :bottle:

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                                              • Sensible Shoes
                                                Full Member Status

                                                • Oct 2009
                                                • 4648
                                                #117
                                                Yeah..... this thread has legs. I'm feelin' the love.

                                                Oh dear.

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                                                  • Anonymous
                                                    Banned
                                                    • May 2004
                                                    • 12749
                                                    #118
                                                    Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
                                                    I'm feelin' the love.
                                                    Oh, sorry. Am I standing too close? :0

                                                    Cheers! :bottle:

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                                                      • Dan
                                                        DIAMOND STATUS
                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 12194
                                                        #119
                                                        Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
                                                        Yeah..... this thread has legs. I'm feelin' the love.
                                                        Where are Your Hands?
                                                        First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                                                          • Dan
                                                            DIAMOND STATUS
                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                            • 12194
                                                            #120
                                                            Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
                                                            No.

                                                            It tickles you when I hug.

                                                            Cheers! :bottle:
                                                            How Rude.:D
                                                            First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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