I am Ace Diamond.

[hambon4lif]

anyone who has any doubts as to me being whom i say i am, then give me a call or pay me a visit at home.
i'll be glad to show the proof to any brave soul that pays me a visit.
sean taft hughes
a.k.a. ace diamond
1990 loma vista st.
riverside, CA 92507
(951)682-6547

time to step up to the plate, people.
i've got nothing to hide.

....and judging from your bank account, you've got nothing to lose, either.

Has anyone actually sat this poor soul down, and explained to him the clear and present danger of posting such pertinent (or in this case, worthless) information on a public messageboard? This is just sad!

Are MySpace and Facebook pages still free? If not, can we organize a fundraiser to get him one? Because seeing so much private info on a public board seems terribly inappropriate.

[Dan]

Does This Really Surprise You?

[hambon4lif]

Does This Really Surprise You?

It actually does surprise me that someone would be so willing to put themselves in harms way.
When you think of all the cracked twisted fucks that have wandered through here over the years, it's a goddamn suicide mission! Putting shit like that out there certainly makes their job alot easier.

There's nothing brave about it....matter of fact, it's mind-numbingly fucking STUPID!

[Sensible Shoes]

OK I have to come clean - The guy living at that address in California is an old boyfriend who dumped me via e-mail. Boy is he gonna be pissed when our stalkers start showing up at his door. Serves him right. Asshole. I made up the part about my mother's middle initial being wrong on the birth certificate. This way he can't sue me. His name was Ralph.

Did you like how I waited 3 months to start this up again? And you've all been entertained for another day. I think Ace's next adventure will be a guest spot on "Rock of Love".

[Diamondjimi]

Nice try shoes....

[hambon4lif]

OK I have to come...

This is about as far as I got before my brain exploded.

[Sensible Shoes]

who gets morbidly obese eating salads?
me-fuckin-ow you fuckstump.

Truth is like exercise to you, a fucking myth.
A concept as foreign to you as bathing.
Now, fuck off to the gym, Onenut.

Please do not speak to me like this.






I wish to be called "Nonuts" since I don't have any.

[VanHalener]

This is bullshit! This means I am getting no pictures, doesn't it?

Dammmmmmm

Shoes 1

VanHalener 0

If I send you pics will you send me pics? Come onnnnnn, all I want is full frontal and three poses of your choice.

[motherchicken]

I actually came back here after Ace called me to back him up .As if anyone here would believe anything I said anyway.After reading this entire thread I see it was a waste of time.
Shoes is lying about the actor thing . That's her in the pictures.

[Nickdfresh]

shoes, you are not ace diamond.
i am.

She's too intellectually competent to be Ace Diamond. But she'd be a better Diamond than you, shitboy...

[Nickdfresh]

On second thought, maybe Ace is a brilliant Shoes troll?

[ThrillsNSpills]

I actually came back here after Ace called me to back him up .

That's like tossing an anchor to a drowning person.

[chefcraig]

On second thought, maybe Ace is a brilliant Shoes troll?

It would have to be a brilliant deception. Faking that sort of ineptitude not only via posting, yet with audio and accompanying video would require some truly warped, evil and degenerate genius.

That's like tossing an anchor to a drowning person.

Post of the day, right there.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

It would have to be a brilliant deception. Faking that sort of ineptitude not only via posting, yet with audio and accompanying video would require some truly warped, evil and degenerate genius.

that could only be found here at the army

[ThrillsNSpills]

Lounge you were right when you said that the jokes write themselves.

These are the only 2 that can't put together the intent of the initial post.

they dive into an imaginary pool and manage to sink rapidly anyway.