I am Ace Diamond.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Lounge you were right when you said that the jokes write themselves.

These are the only 2 that can't put together the intent of the initial post.

they dive into an imaginary pool and manage to sink rapidly anyway.

well yeah, when they are huggin' that anchor all the way down.

[Candy Girl]

That's like tossing an anchor to a drowning person.

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

[Hardrock69]

It would have to be a brilliant deception. Faking that sort of ineptitude not only via posting, yet with audio and accompanying video would require some truly warped, evil and degenerate genius.

Well, considering Shoes is a rather intelligent and attractive lady, and shithead is a bloated sack of shit who wears devil masks to funerals, and likes to get up onstage and entertain people with how truly BAD he is on guitar, and is a GUY, I would have to venture to say that what Shoes is claiming could not be done as a 'cheap trick', but more like a very expensive (and permanent) joke.

Firstly, Shoes would have to be come a man through a sex-change operation, and gain a lot of weight, and then move to LA. Then he/she/it would have to have a frontal lobotomy to sufficiently lower it's IQ to almost that of Garfuckle. You are talking several years of surgery, therapy, etc. with a total aggregate cost of easily half a million bucks, and no, there is no way any insurance company would pony up any cash for that.

Then, after becoming a retarded man who thinks he could play guitar, and posting here that she is actually Ace fucktard, then in order to complete the joke, she would have to have surgery to reverse the earlier operations so she could be Shoes once again, though of course the lobotomy would be irreversible. And Shoes is intelligent enough that she would not be so interested in being a half-wit loser for the rest of her days.

Sorry Shoes. Your claims are baseless.

[Guitar Shark]

shithead is a bloated sack of shit who wears devil masks to funerals,

WHAA? What did I miss?

[Hardrock69]

Uh, I was not referring to YOU, GS.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

WHAA? What did I miss?

i wouldn't say you "missed" it, but he dressed up like halloween at rjd's funeral service and interrupted the speakers as well.

[Hardrock69]

Yes.
Check out the RJD tribute thread in the Music Forum.

[Guitar Shark]

i wouldn't say you "missed" it, but he dressed up like halloween at rjd's funeral service and interrupted the speakers as well.

Yikes! Had not heard about that. Shame on you, Shoes.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Yikes! Had not heard about that. Shame on you, Shoes.

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[ThrillsNSpills]

Got a little cup for spittle and occasional hoof n mouth.

[chefcraig]

WHAA? What did I miss?

RIP Ronnie James Dio

Hardrock69 Hits The Nail On The Head

[FORD]

I actually came back here after Ace called me to back him up .

Yeah, that would help him a lot. When in trouble, just call 1-900-SOCKFUCKER and relief is on the way!!

[Dan]

I Feel Sick.:D

[Sensible Shoes]

You are all missing the point. Ace is a troll that I made up. I did not have to have a sex change or a frontal lobotomy, it was all just imagination. The Ace images are all of an actor named Ted who I paid to go to Dio's funeral, etc.

Why is this so hard to grasp? There is no Ace, I made him up!

[Sensible Shoes]

Yikes! Had not heard about that. Shame on you, Shoes.

Hey blame that on Ted. I only sent him there with the mask, screwing up the service was a bit of improv I did not authorize. But it was fuckin' funny so I kept it in.