Judy Garland - PARTY ANIMAL

[Anonymous]

Go and start a friggen Baryshnikov thread in the Dump.

Hey, fuck you!

Cheers! :bottle:

[Sensible Shoes]

Not at all. I find it hard to believe that part of the story as well.

I could see Judy being passed out drunk in Brian Jones and Phil May's flat naked from drinking too much though.

And that is the purpose of this thread, sweetie.

It does not say "Phil May - Liar About Mikhail Baryshnikov" at the top of this thread, now does it? That would be a truly ghey thread, not worthy of posting about.

Judy Garland was a legendary drunken pill-popper who I would have loved to bend over a wagon on Aunty Em's farm back when she was 16, ass-raping her until she swore I was the Tin Woodman with the Chromium Cob.

Just to hear her shriek "OH GOD YOU SURE ARE HARDER THAN STEEL!!!!" as I splooged all over her ass would have been an incredible experience.

Yeah well I thought about that part. (not the Oz sex part) but I have such limited material, I have to go with something. ANd it was BLaze who started all the photos and shit. Not that I don't like looking at them.

[Diamondjimi]

Uh, well yeah, for legal reasons.

[Blaze]

Finding good-looking drunk Baryshnikov pictures is a lot easier then finding good-looking drunk Judy pictures.
I didn't write the article or post it :tongue0011:

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[Blaze]

And I think that is because Baryshnikov was always open about his weakness, so his weakness didn't show up distorted on his face.
Judy lied, hid, deceived, and it showed on her face.

[Hardrock69]

By the time Judy Garland was in her late 20s-early 30s I feel she lost whatever attractiveness she had. I mean, she was beautiful in Wizard Of Oz, and still had that girl-next-door beauty in Meet Me In St. Louis. Beyond that she got worse and worse, and in the 60s she really resembled an old, worn out, drunken hag.

I had this fucking curse going for years, where I would be channel surfing and come onto that movie Meet Me In St. Louis, and without fail it was always right when she was singing "The Trolley Song", a song I have fiercely and incredibly hated from the very first moment I ever heard it.

One interesting thing I discovered in the past day or so checking out info on her....she was only 4'-11 1/2" tall.

Man, I coulda bounced her up and down on my coch so easily.

Ah well. If I meet her in the afterlife, and, if I still have my gear (I dunnot if peeps go all smooth down there once they cross over), I am gonna do her in an otherworldly fashion.