Boylan.

[LoungeMachine]

There's a time for soft drinks, and there's a time for hard drinks.

Mixed drinks are in an area inbetween that's ambiguous and confused, just like your sexuality.

Stop thinking about me sexually, mancrush.



Gar will get jealous.

[Blackflag]

Go put an umbrella and some fruit in your drink.

[LoungeMachine]

Go put an umbrella and some fruit in your drink.

See, that's sad, really. The fact the only cocktails you even know of contain umbrellas and cherries.



No wonder you're so confused.

[Blackflag]

Please tell me all the virtues of a beverage designed for females that don't like the taste of alcohol that I'm unaware of. Flake.

[LoungeMachine]

Please tell me all the virtues of a beverage designed for females that don't like the taste of alcohol that I'm unaware of. Flake.

You're female?????

Shit, everything makes so much sense now.



Sorry, ma'am.

No, I dont want to de-rail your manly soda pop thread.....

[kwame k]

Please tell me all the virtues of a beverage designed for females that don't like the taste of alcohol that I'm unaware of. Flake.

I guess that's why they call it a Bloody Mary, then

[LoungeMachine]

A finely made martini....

A well crafted REAL mojito.....

Many a fine cocktail that doesn't require Buttfag to check his pants to see if the other testicle has dropped yet....



Hell, I'll take an Irish Car Bomb over any milkshake he gets through his Yakima drive-thru

[Blackflag]

No, I dont want to de-rail your manly soda pop thread.....

Well, you already have, fucker. Get out if you don't want to talk about Boylan's.

Go make yourself a 7&7 and play with yourself for a while, like a good girl. We're talking about Boylan's here, attention whore.

[LoungeMachine]

Well, you already have, fucker. Get out if you don't want to talk about Boylan's.

Go make yourself a 7&7 and play with yourself for a while, like a good girl. We're talking about Boylan's here, attention whore.

Next up, can you tell us which juice boxes you prefer?

[Blackflag]

Next up, can you tell us which juice boxes you prefer?

That's a good question. Why don't you fuck off and make that thread?


Don't wait up for me.

[chefcraig]

Wasn't this stuff once considered a health drink? I'm serious, when I was a kid, the pharmacy would sell small bottles of Coca-Cola syrup for people with digestive problems and common coughs. I distinctly recall that "soda" like this initially was bought primarily at drug stores, for it's medicinal value.

[LoungeMachine]

Mancrush is getting rattled.

Too much sugar in your diet is my guess.

[Blackflag]

It's from 1900, or something, so I wouldn't be surprised if that's the origins of it.

[LoungeMachine]

Wasn't this stuff once considered a health drink? I'm serious, when I was a kid, the pharmacy would sell small bottles of Coca-Cola syrup for people with digestive problems and common coughs. I distinctly recall that "soda" like this initially was bought primarily at drug stores, for it's medicinal value.

Wasn't the carbonation added to make it palatable to children like BF?

[Blackflag]

I'm so damn rattled!!!