What If The Bible Is Really True? Parts 1 & 2

[Kristy]

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"All Stones, all the time..."

[Hardrock69]

You're a typical moonbat who believes everything you read on the Internet. The idea that Christianity is based on other ancient religions has been proven false by scholars for what it is...junk.

No need for me to comment, other than to say Brian, do you have any idea how you have just painted yourself into a corner with that statement? With a "Dunce" cap on?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll thank you for bringing dranks. Good of you to think of the one's that do not partake. .

Now please go with Pete's Brother to clean the bathroom, someone puked......

i ain't cleanin' up nothin'. can't jesus wave his hand and it goes away?

[FORD]

You expect the Son of God to clean up puke?? He's a carpenter, not a janitor.

[Seshmeister]

He can't be squeamish. Can you imagine some of the shit he has to watch being everywhere all the time watching over everyone?

[FORD]

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"All Stones, all the time..."

All Stones all the time I can deal with, but shit beer, I can't. Guess I won't be going to Leary's bar.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

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All Stones all the time I can deal with, but shit beer, I can't. Guess I won't be going to Leary's bar.

had a few of these new years day

[PETE'S BROTHER]

not the candle

[PETE'S BROTHER]

You expect the Son of God to clean up puke?? He's a carpenter, not a janitor.

who cleaned up the mess at the wedding when he watered down all that cheap wine? and fuck that anyways, elvis brought the alcohol, he can clean.

[Blaze]

You know.... How Jesus' parties, err assemblies, were cleaned is a very interesting research question. And one that could provide another way to research his movements through Roman areas. I am sure someone has already thought of it and used that as a means of locating and documenting his movement.

Sounds like you guys may need to bribe Jesus. Have you tried prayer?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Have you tried weed?

daily

[FORD]

who cleaned up the mess at the wedding when he watered down all that cheap wine? and fuck that anyways, elvis brought the alcohol, he can clean.

Jesus didn't make cheap wine. It was top of the line Kosher, Organic, and sulfite-free. So no impurities there to cause puking or hangovers.

But I agree, Elvis should have to clean up the mess if he brought the shit beer.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Jesus didn't make cheap wine. It was top of the line Kosher, Organic, and sulfite-free. So no impurities there to cause puking or hangovers.

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chapter and verse, please.....chapter and verse..

[FORD]

chapter and verse, please.....chapter and verse..

From the modern translation "The Message", so nobody gets hung up on the thous, shalts, and verilys......

John 2
From Water to Wine
1-3 Three days later there was a wedding in the village of Cana in Galilee. Jesus' mother was there. Jesus and his disciples were guests also. When they started running low on wine at the wedding banquet, Jesus' mother told him, "They're just about out of wine."

4 Jesus said, "Is that any of our business, Mother—yours or mine? This isn't my time. Don't push me."

5 She went ahead anyway, telling the servants, "Whatever he tells you, do it."

6-7 Six stoneware water pots were there, used by the Jews for ritual washings. Each held twenty to thirty gallons. Jesus ordered the servants, "Fill the pots with water." And they filled them to the brim.

8 "Now fill your pitchers and take them to the host," Jesus said, and they did.

9-10 When the host tasted the water that had become wine (he didn't know what had just happened but the servants, of course, knew), he called out to the bridegroom,"Everybody I know begins with their finest wines and after the guests have had their fill brings in the cheap stuff. But you've saved the best till now!"

11 This act in Cana of Galilee was the first sign Jesus gave, the first glimpse of his glory. And his disciples believed in him.

12 After this he went down to Capernaum along with his mother, brothers, and disciples, and stayed several days.

[ELVIS]

I've heard quite a few fundamentalists try to say the wine was non-alcoholic...