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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32942

    #16
    I wonder if Flav has installed cameras in the ladies room Chuck Berry style?
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    • Jagermeister
      Full Member Status

      • Apr 2010
      • 4510

      #17
      Originally posted by Seshmeister
      Maybe 20 years back to the days of Dan Quayle?

      Can none of these fucking idiots spell potato?

      lol. I didnt see that. Potatoe? That must be ebonics or whatever the nitters call there own unique language.

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      • sadaist
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Jul 2004
        • 11625

        #18
        I think the confusion stems from the fact that plural is "potatoes" and people just instinctively remove only the "S" from the end. Fuck it though. If this is the worst thing we have to rip on, we're making great strides.

        I wouldn't mind trying out this place though. Sounds really unhealthy & greasy. I love that. I became really great friends with a black lady at an old job I had. We started together & moved up the ranks together. She talked me into going with her whole family to a place in San Diego called Shermans. It was buffet style restaurant and it was soul food. Like, collard greens with Franks hot sauce on them, black eyed peas, fried catfish, fried chicken, red beans & rice, etc... Was a trip. I was the only white guy in the joint and I felt a lot of eyes on me the whole time. Kinda let me feel just a little what it must be like for black people in many restaurants. Food was superb and we had a great time though. Went back with them several more times over the next few years.

        The kind of food where you can feel yourself getting fatter while you are eating it.
        “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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        • sadaist
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Jul 2004
          • 11625

          #19
          Fuck. That menu is all starches.
          “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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          • chefcraig
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Apr 2004
            • 12172

            #20
            The prices for the so-called "family meal deals" are every bit as over priced as the ones at KFC. 16 pieces and no sides for 21 bucks? No thanks.









            “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
            ― Stephen Hawking

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            • Jagermeister
              Full Member Status

              • Apr 2010
              • 4510

              #21
              I wouldn't eat anything from that place. If I want food poisoning I'll go get it from a resturaunt owned by a white guy.

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              • PETE'S BROTHER
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Feb 2007
                • 12678

                #22
                you have no idea the color of the owner of most of the places you eat...
                Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                • chefcraig
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 12172

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Jagermeister
                  If I want food poisoning I'll go get it from a resturaunt owned by a white guy.
                  Try this...



                  Last edited by chefcraig; 01-27-2011, 06:11 PM.









                  “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                  ― Stephen Hawking

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                  • Nitro Express
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 32942

                    #24
                    Yeah, but Sambo wasn't African, he was an east Indian. They don't have bengal tigers in Africa. What I never got is you could get pancakes there but no curry dishes.
                    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                    • Nitro Express
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 32942

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Jagermeister
                      lol. I didnt see that. Potatoe? That must be ebonics or whatever the nitters call there own unique language.
                      That's the Dan Quayle special salad. For some extra money you can get it tossed by Flav.
                      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                      • Nitro Express
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 32942

                        #26
                        Originally posted by sadaist
                        I think the confusion stems from the fact that plural is "potatoes" and people just instinctively remove only the "S" from the end. Fuck it though. If this is the worst thing we have to rip on, we're making great strides.

                        I wouldn't mind trying out this place though. Sounds really unhealthy & greasy. I love that. I became really great friends with a black lady at an old job I had. We started together & moved up the ranks together. She talked me into going with her whole family to a place in San Diego called Shermans. It was buffet style restaurant and it was soul food. Like, collard greens with Franks hot sauce on them, black eyed peas, fried catfish, fried chicken, red beans & rice, etc... Was a trip. I was the only white guy in the joint and I felt a lot of eyes on me the whole time. Kinda let me feel just a little what it must be like for black people in many restaurants. Food was superb and we had a great time though. Went back with them several more times over the next few years.

                        The kind of food where you can feel yourself getting fatter while you are eating it.
                        It's just southern food. My father in law is a southerner so at the in-laws, it's fried chicken, okra, corn bread, black eyed peas, catfish, hush puppies, collard greens, turnip greens, mustard greens.
                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                        • Jagermeister
                          Full Member Status

                          • Apr 2010
                          • 4510

                          #27
                          Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                          you have no idea the color of the owner of most of the places you eat...
                          You know me better than that.

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                          • PETE'S BROTHER
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 12678

                            #28
                            Originally posted by Nitro Express
                            Yeah, but Sambo wasn't African, he was an east Indian. They don't have bengal tigers in Africa.

                            Tigers Kill Suspect at South African Zoo
                            A suspected mugger being chased by security guards met a grisly end after he fled into a zoo and climbed into the tiger enclosure.

                            His mauled body was discovered Sunday by a visitor to the zoo in this central Southern African city, prompting initial confusion as to how the man ended up in the enclosure.

                            Police said Wednesday the man and an accomplice had robbed a couple at knifepoint early Sunday. Security guards gave chase and one of the suspects jumped over the perimeter fence. He then apparently ran to the tiger's den in the middle of the zoo.

                            "What exactly happened we don't know and we won't ever know because the only person who could tell us is dead," police spokeswoman Else Gerber said.

                            She said there was an empty can of beer near the corpse and that the autopsy would reveal whether the man was intoxicated at the time.

                            Zoo officials have said the Bengal tigers will not be destroyed because they were blameless. The tigers had been fed on Saturday and so did not eat the man because they were not hungry, according to media reports.

                            Source: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...i101955S62.DTL
                            Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                            • PETE'S BROTHER
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 12678

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Nitro Express
                              Yeah, but Sambo wasn't African, he was an east Indian.
                              don't you call them "pull starts"?
                              Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                              • Jagermeister
                                Full Member Status

                                • Apr 2010
                                • 4510

                                #30
                                Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                                don't you call them "pull starts"?
                                Dot Heads is what I call them.

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