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I'm fine with the dirty old men who buy young whores. I have a problem with the ones who molest little boys.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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I am only middle aged if I live to see 80 years old.
What if I only make it to 50? That means at 25 I was middle aged and didn't know it.
And if I live to be 140....I won't be middle aged for another 30 years.“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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lol....listening to you guys, one would think that horny, middle aged.....err.....experienced...
women don't stand a chance....
unless, by the grace of God, they LOOK like they are 20....ish“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” ~~Maria RobinsonComment
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How many guys do you know in their 50s with a 20 year old girlfriend? It's a myth. Unless you're stuppidly rich.
That's a difference between men and women: it is very rare to see/hear 50 year old women lusting after 18 year old men; but the oppostie is commonplace. We're pretty tragic when you think about it.The Power Of The Riff Compels MeComment
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Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.Comment
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lol comedy.Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.Comment
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Her teeth look fine from here but I would need to see this one up close.
I can tell by the commercial< the pink dress one) were she slides to the left and it locks up.., the way she hyperextends her left knee ,there will be a replacement issue in the future perhaps with some rope training I could adjust my adjustables.
and then!!! there is the poop'n and littter, have you ALL EVEN CONSIDERED FEED. AND BOARDING..???
I didn't think so!@!!!2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
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Bitches stay over 1 night to fuck & suddenly need a drawer to just "have a couple of things like underwear, toothbrush, etc...". Eventually 1 drawer turns into the whole damn house & you are left wondering why your 1/34 model Corvettes have been replaced by Precious Moments figurines.
Happens in a blink of an eye my friends....a blink of an eye. One minute you are a single stud wracking up notches on your bedpost, and suddenly you are committed and your pad has been chickified. BEWARE!
Last time I had a '1-night stand', the chick stayed 4 1/2 years. And when she left I ended up with a cat that she left behind. Fucking cat.“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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