Hagar Predictably Runs His Boorish Yap In Revisionist History Memoir, 'Red'

[Cato]

He has no worldwide popularity.

just like handegg

is it true you have undie vending machines?

if you mean soiled panties vending machines...we had some in Tokyo and Osaka. they were removed years ago.

[Antman]

The annoying thing, and the reason he is writing doing the book, is whatever fucking bullshit he tells the ghost writer people will accept and will become part of the intro to everything ever written about him by the 99% of music journalists who are lazy bastards these days. I've lost count of the number of lies that have come out of his dribbling fat mouth over the years.
BOOM! Line 1.

How did he get sacked in 1996 and then not see Ed for 10 years before their 2003 tour?


We should have a competition here when this shit comes out. Hagar Lies Bingo, the person who finds the most documented lies and falsehoods wins a prize. I guarantee the winning score will be at least 3 figures...

We could make itinto a drinking game. The first person not dead from alcohol poisoning by page 10 wins.

[VAiN]

We could make itinto a drinking game. The first person not dead from alcohol poisoning by page 10 wins.

Thanks! I needed that today...

[Diamondjimi]

"Hits" are overrated anyway. I mean, are there any REAL Van Halen fans out there who actually think "Jump" was a better song than "Unchained"?

Not this guy. When I first heard Jump on the radio (before the albums release) I thought they'd sold out...

[chefcraig]

"Hits" are overrated anyway. I mean, are there any REAL Van Halen fans out there who actually think "Jump" was a better song than "Unchained"?

No comparison, but at the time, I thought it was very cool to hear a Van Halen tune (let alone a Van Halen tune introduced by Dave Roth himself) the first time it was played on our local top 40 station. I was at work, and it was the only station the boss would allow to be broadcast. So after hearing the same bland Phil Collins tunes over and over all day, even if it was equally bland, "Jump" tended to stick out.

[Diamondjimi]

. So after hearing the same bland Phil Collins tunes over and over all day, even if it was equally bland, "Jump" tended to stick out.

Jump SCREAMS put next to any Phil Collins song....

[VanHalener]

Jump SCREAMS put next to any Phil Collins song....

It screams, regardless.

That motherfucker is tearing up my garage in

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2

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[VanHalener]

In any other neighborhood...

The cops would be on their way.

You think Jump was played loud...

Let me yell ya

Jamie is about to cry over here.

~Volume~

[VanHalener]

The last time I was at the hospital I heard a lady say Spamspectrometer.

I was in the cancer wing.

Beware of Bette Midler

[Hardrock69]

LMAO!

Terry, you hit the nail on the head about Spamulus Flatulus.

Simple because he is not considered an icon by anyone, much less a 'legend', he has to try to blow himself up to something more than he is, just by opening his fat mouth, which amazingly enough is not stuffed with cheezeburgers, and talking smack.

I mean, don't get me wrong, Spamulus at least has made a career out of being a mediocre talent, who happened to be at the right Maserati repair shop at the right time.
He was at Monterey, and at least has got to earn a good living at playing music. Something I have not been able to do.

But that does not make him worth anything to me or anyone else with half a brain, and a minimal amount of musical taste.

[ELVIS]

Jump SCREAMS put next to any Phil Collins song....

That's bullshit...

[Hardrock69]

Well, let's put that in perspective. Perhaps the song is a piece of pop mung. But look at who was playing Jump?

Pretty much anything is heavier than Phill Collins.

[Diamondjimi]

Well, let's put that in perspective. Perhaps the song is a piece of pop mung. But look at who was playing Jump?

Pretty much anything is heavier than Phill Collins.

Apparently Su su sudio rocks harder than Jump, according to Elvis...

[Diamondjimi]

Jump SCREAMS put next to any Phil Collins song....

That's bullshit...

Feel free to elaborate Mr.Blurt'nbail...

[ELVIS]

Land Of Confusion puts Jump to shame...