Hagar Predictably Runs His Boorish Yap In Revisionist History Memoir, 'Red'
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I bet it pisses him off that they put that monosyllabic 80-proof nuclear Cheetoh on the cover instead of him.
No Dr. Hook song for fatso!Comment
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That is beyond the pale of disgusting. Eeeew. Gigantor thighs riding a phallic rocket with an ass the size of Montana to match. And where did those boots come from? Texas State Fair flag girl team? Circa 1985?
There is only so much whale meat they can put on the cover, hambon.Last edited by Kristy; 03-02-2011, 08:50 PM.Comment
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Considering the guy only did 10 years in Van Halen you'd think he'd get upset that in any interview, anywhere that's all that's mentioned.Originally posted by vandeleurE- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first placeComment
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“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen HawkingComment
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Fuckin' Hagar.
Just has to try and keep his hand in the game with VH.
Probably figures it's been nearly three years since VH's last tour ended and the boys are having problems with Dave...that they can't get a record together with Roth, and since Mike's no longer in the band and therefore unable to personally carry Sammy's water to the Van Halens that he needs to send these messages via the media.
What a creative way for him to let the Van Halens know he's still available. It's very helpful of Sammy to let everyone know he's up for the gig. I wonder if he'd tour with the Van Halens if Ed said to him "um, okay, but Wolfie's still the bassplayer. Biff Malibu is not invited, and I don't want him showing up backstage, either."Scramby eggs and bacon.Comment
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How many times is Sambo gonna try to bullshit everyone with that 50-60 million albums crap ??
OK, here we go again:
5150 - 6 Million
OU812 - 4 Million
F.U.C.K. - 3 Million
Balance - 3 Million
That's 16 million fucking albums Bette !!!
But knowing Bette, he'll come back with "oh, the other 40 million came from overseas....
Yes, the Indonesian Van Hagarita demand is huge !!Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee RothComment
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I really wish someone would say if they ran into Spamulus in person:
"Hey, quite a difference between the reality of 16 million Van Hagar albums ACTUALLY SOLD vs. your constant BS about '50-60 million' "Comment
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That is beyond the pale of disgusting. Eeeew. Gigantor thighs riding a phallic rocket with an ass the size of Montana to match. And where did those boots come from? Texas State Fair flag girl team? Circa 1985?
There is only so much whale meat they can put on the cover, hambon.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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That is beyond the pale of disgusting. Eeeew. Gigantor thighs riding a phallic rocket with an ass the size of Montana to match. And where did those boots come from? Texas State Fair flag girl team? Circa 1985?
There is only so much whale meat they can put on the cover, hambon.Comment
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