Hagar Predictably Runs His Boorish Yap In Revisionist History Memoir, 'Red'

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  • yah
    Head Fluffer
    • Jan 2006
    • 253

    I've heard Zeppelin good and bad in boots from the '70's.
    Page broke a finger sometime during the '75 tour so I'm not suprised some of the concerts had limited guitar ability.
    The fact that he was kind of a coke/herion junkie starting in '75 and continuing onto the '80 Tour over Europe made for some erratic performances as well, both good spots and awful.
    In fact, I don't think Jimmy really beat the hard drugs until about '84 or so; and Live Aid was a good try but mostly lousy.There was a definite improvement with The Firm concerts of '85 and '86.

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    • Hardrock69
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Feb 2005
      • 21888

      He is on Jay Leno right now.

      Right off the bat he says something so true:

      "I'm not the most talented guy on the planet".

      You can say that again.

      He is talking up the trashy novel he wrote.

      Right off the bat Jay asks him about aliens.

      Sorry to add more pollution to this board about this cheeseburger-inhaling klown.

      He says "I have nothing bad to say about Van Halen, but the reunion in 2004 was a mess".

      He says "I was forced out of the band, but that was back in 1995, and not a lot has happened since then".

      He talks about how messed up spEd was in 2004, and he says he and bassplayer have seen the photos posted of spEd all over the internet and busted up laughing.

      Oh god....I had to turn it off when Jay asked him if he wanted to sing with the house band and he got up and started to sing "Why Can't This Be Fuck".

      Truth be told, he seems like a nice guy, and the dude has had a great life in some ways. He saw Jimi Hendrix at Monterey while he was tripping on acid.

      It cannot get any better than that....to witness the greatest single moment in Rock History while tripping.

      Lucky bastard.

      But he still ruined Van Halen.

      Motherfucker.

      Ugh....

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      • Nitro Express
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 32798

        Jay Leno used to drive a Lamborghini Countach in the 80's and he had it over at Claudio's for a tune up (those six side draft Weber carburators will drive you nuts). Lambo V12's tend to miss when you let up on the gas so the tune up guy sees those a lot. Anyways Jay is picking up his car and he hears some idiot reving the shit out of a very expensive Ferrari. Jay is thinking that idiot is going to ruin that engine reving it that high from a cold start. It turns out the idiot was Sammy Hagar.
        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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        • Nitro Express
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 32798

          Truth be told, he seems like a nice guy, and the dude has had a great life in some ways. He saw Jimi Hendrix at Monterey while he was tripping on acid.

          It cannot get any better than that....to witness the greatest single moment in Rock History while tripping.
          Sam is a better businessman than an artist. That's his key to success right there. The guy is smarter than the average rock star when it comes to business and he always surrounded himself with good musicians. Sam would have gone nowhere unless he was in some great bands. Sam probably would have made a good band manager but he got a taste of the stage and didn't want to give that up.
          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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          • Va Beach VH Fan
            ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
            • Dec 2003
            • 17913

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            Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

            "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

            "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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            • Va Beach VH Fan
              ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
              • Dec 2003
              • 17913

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              Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

              "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

              "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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              • Seshmeister
                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                • Oct 2003
                • 35203

                Originally posted by Hardrock69
                Truth be told, he seems like a nice guy,
                From his unpublished biography

                Betsy admits that her intense love for Sammy blinded her to the realities
                of divorce. Instead of settling for what was fair, she went for less.
                She received half the value of the three homes they owned and other real
                estate holdings her husband had around Southern California. Betsy also
                retained some IRA accounts and half the gold Hagar always kept in a safe.
                Her total take from the 23 years of devotion to her marriage was a
                fraction of her husband's net worth. The alimony payments would stop in
                December 2003. From that point on, with no job skills other than her
                songwriting talent, she would have to fend for herself. Even that
                important fact of life didn't phase her. Money had never held any real
                value to her, especially after everything she'd been through with Sammy.
                Love was the one commodity she took stock in. For over two decades,
                Betsy had gladly stood by her man. Sadly, that sentiment was not
                returned.

                "The one thing I'm very sorry I didn't get was my mother's silverware,"
                confided Betsy. "Sam wouldn't let me have it. Once, I went up to Mill
                Valley to get all my things out of the house. All the locks had been
                changed and the gate recoded so I couldn't get in. I told my lawyer
                about it, and he said he'd get the police to escort me up there so I
                could get whatever was mine. Like a fool, I told him no, I didn't want
                to do that. Sam and No. 2 decided which of my things I could have. They
                just threw things into boxes, and one of the band's roadies drove them
                down to Spindrift. The only thing I got from my home of all those years
                were the items he decided were okay for me to have. I remember a time
                Andrew came back from visiting his father, and he told me he'd polished
                silver during his stay. I thought to myself, 'How funny; that's my
                mother's silverware.' Sam had a library built for me too, and I had
                several beautiful books I had collected over the years. I asked him if I
                could have them back, and he said no."

                "Sam always told everyone how horrible I was during the divorce, and how
                I went after him. He has no idea how easy I was or maybe he does. When
                my lawyers got involved, right away, they started thinking Sam had moved
                money and hidden it somewhere. They saw that he was a lying, cheating
                jerk. The way to get to Sam is through his money. If you mess with it,
                you're in big trouble. In the beginning, he was furious about having to
                give me anything. He said, 'Betsy, you spent all of the money you
                deserved while we were married. You shouldn't get a penny!' He seemed to
                forget that I was the one who was responsible for redecorating and
                furnishing all the houses we lived in. I bought all the clothes and our
                food. Sam didn't go out and do any of that stuff. It was so comical of
                him to accuse me of spending all this money on the family, yet he would
                go out buy Ferraris without thinking twice about it. Finally, Ben
                Winslow, his attorney says, 'Hey look, this is California. You have to
                give her half.' He was totally upset about having to give me anything.
                Again, I didn't care about the money. All I wanted was for Sam to come
                home, and at one point, I thought he would. When I flew into Los Angeles
                to see my attorney, this one particular driver I knew from the limousine
                service we always used met me at the airport. He told me he had picked
                Kari up one time, and they started talking. She said, 'Look, don't
                worry. I know about Betsy. Sam and I are just going to have fun; he
                won't leave her.' Obviously that didn't last very long."

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                • ELVIS
                  Banned
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 44120

                  Nice moobs...

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                  • Unchainme
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Apr 2005
                    • 7746

                    Him and the bassplayer laughing at how fucked up eddie was, is sort of a douche move.

                    Now, I know that we at the army have gone "what the fuck?" at the pictures we've seen and made fun of the man.but that's different than the role sammy had with the guy.

                    He toured with the man, proclaimed to be "Brothers" with him, and made a lot of cash because of him. Without EVH, there'd be none of his shitty tequilla or bars

                    it's just poor taste and really sad. I mean, for as much as two were in a fight much of the past decade, I don't recall Dave taking a chance to kick Eddie while he's down.
                    Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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                    • Kristy
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 16341

                      "Best songs in America..."

                      How dare he!

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                      • hambon4lif
                        Crazy Ass Mofo
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 2810

                        Fuck that disgruntled little bitch! He's laughing it up and cashing out now because he knows that he's 3 years away from becoming nothing but a trivia question.

                        The last laugh is the only one that counts.

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                        • Nitro Express
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 32798

                          Sam is many things but stupid isn't one of them. There are no accidents with Sam. Everything is calculated. He has finally decided VH is behind him for good and Mike is no longer part of VH, so it's time to vent the dirt for revenge and make money while doing it. Sam is burning his bridges which really is a fun thing to do and his book just went to #1 on the New York Times best seller list. Sammy Hagar has made more money off of Van Halen than any other member.
                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                          • hambon4lif
                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 2810

                            Originally posted by Nitro Express
                            Sam is many things but stupid isn't one of them. There are no accidents with Sam. Everything is calculated. He has finally decided VH is behind him for good and Mike is no longer part of VH, so it's time to vent the dirt for revenge and make money while doing it. Sam is burning his bridges which really is a fun thing to do and his book just went to #1 on the New York Times best seller list. Sammy Hagar has made more money off of Van Halen than any other member.
                            And you have every right to be proud of your boy, afterall, he's making quite a bundle. It doesn't matter how he's making it because the only thing that matters is money, right?

                            I hope for your sake he manages to remain in his current tax bracket. I wouldn't want him to let you down or anything......

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                            • PETE'S BROTHER
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 12678

                              Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                              • Kristy
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 16341

                                Originally posted by Nitro Express
                                Sam is many things but stupid isn't one of them.
                                No he's a dumbass.

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