It's hard not to feel old...

[ace diamond]

Oh....how did you wrestle a girl in grade school while being in reform school.....did they give you a weekend pass to wrestle

i went to a reform school in 1988 for 6th grade. i didn't live on the grounds of the school.
as for 7th grade, i went to a publice middle school until near the end of 8th grade, beat the fucking shit outta a teacher, and got went back to advocate school.
i've been expelled from los angeles, san bernardino, and riverside county superintendents of schools.
san bernardino county, 6 or 7 times!
anyway, the wrestling match was in 7th grade in 1989, when i was at a public middle school.......i won't say which one.

[ELVIS]

f a t
c h a n c e ! ! !

Is that your real name ??

[ELVIS]

i went to a publice middle school until near the end of 8th grade, beat the fucking shit outta a teacher, and got went back to advocate school.

Sounds like your time in school paid off...

[Grant]

The thing that was and still is amazing about the Newman's Own set up is that after taxes, all of the money goes to charity. As of now, the company has given away over 300 million dollars since it was created in the early eighties.

Right on. I always use his brand when doing up spaghetti sauce or salad dressing. And as sadaist also said, there's nothing like opening your kitchen cupboard/fridge...and seeing Paul Newman's face staring back at you.

[Nitro Express]

Ace should have gone to school in China. It would have done him some good.

[ace diamond]

Is that your real name ??

a sphincter says "what"?

[ace diamond]

Sounds like your time in school paid off...

i learned a lot more at the library than i ever did in school.
i really do like the challenges of figuring things out for myself.
i've always been that way.

[ELVIS]

i really do like the challenges of figuring things out for myself.

Like diet and exercise ??

[ace diamond]

Like diet and exercise ??

no.
i've purposely avoided that section.

[GO-SPURS-GO]

Wow.....I just found this photo!

The resemblance is uncanny

Kwame, you should’ve put a sign that said “WARNING! This picture will make you laugh so hard you’ll wake up your kids” before posting that picture.

I bet Ace even pissed his pants when he seen that.

[Hardrock69]

I don't know what it is, ace. It seems that just about every time I discover a food product I'm really pleased with, it either gets taken off of the market or comes out in a "new, improved" version that is anything but and generally neither.



It was outstanding stuff, but unfortunately it went off the market shortly after he passed away in 1998.

Recently the Grant's Farm line of bread disappeared for no fucking reason. That was the only brand I ate since the late 90s. Tasted great, did not crumble.

Oh well.


Goddamn! That Chinese teacher was beating the shit outta that kid!

[Kristy]

Can Ace post something about his life that isn't something about his life?

[ace diamond]

Can Ace post something about his life that isn't something about his life?

i'm trying to upload it since last night........you tube is being a fucking pain in the neck!

[kwame k]

i'm trying to upload it since last night........you tube is being a fucking pain in the neck!

Slow play this Ace.....there's a chick that actually responded to you.....she likes you!

you were too dumb to know she was insulting you

[ace diamond]

Slow play this Ace.....there's a chick that actually responded to you.....she likes you!

you were too dumb to know she was insulting you

did you ever consider that maybe, just maybe, i am quite aware of the barbs,
but that perhaps i just don't give a fuck so i don't address the barbs, but instead ignore them?
has that ever crossed your peanut sized little brain?
don't strain yourself pondering this one.
your head might explode.