The Fat Fool Is Reduced To Opening For Kid Rock.....

[Unchainme]

[twonabomber]

photo ops with donkeys wearing sombreros.

is that what the pre-show meet and greet is called this time around?

[chefcraig]

and photo ops with donkeys wearing sombreros.

is that what the pre-show meet and greet is called this time around?

In a country notorious for something called the "donkey show", I wouldn't want to risk finding out...

[Diamondjimi]

. He is everywhere. Reminds me of the guy in the rainbow colored wig that used to appear at all of the sporting events holding up the John 3:16 sign. Who better to have opening than the king of all glory hounds?

[chefcraig]

He is everywhere. Reminds me of the guy in the rainbow colored wig that used to appear at all of the sporting events holding up the John 3:16 sign. Who better to have opening than the king of all glory hounds?

Interesting comparison. That John 3:16 guy (also known as the Rainbow Man) is currently serving three life sentences in a California jail.

Rainbow Man's dark side keeps him from getting out

[Hardrock69]

the shows will also feature a parking lot tailgate party with beach volleyball, auto shows, a "Sammy-oke" karaoke stage, Mariachi bands, and photo ops with donkeys wearing sombreros.

Not only is he talking about putting on free shows (as a means of trying to drum up publishitty), he now has to offer Mariachi bands and photo ops with donkeys.

I have to laugh. He is ever more desperate to publicize himself at all costs now that the Mighty Van Halen have announced their first run of dates for their upcoming World Tour with UNCLE DAVE....the Patron Saint Of Rock Music!

[sadaist]

Not only is he talking about putting on free shows (as a means of trying to drum up publishitty), he now has to offer Mariachi bands and photo ops with donkeys.

I have to laugh. He is ever more desperate to publicize himself at all costs now that the Mighty Van Halen have announced their first run of dates for their upcoming World Tour with UNCLE DAVE....the Patron Saint Of Rock Music!

Seems like he is really trying to brand his name as an entire event type thing rather than just based purely on his music. Whatever floats peoples boats. I don't really care. If the people that go & spend money actually enjoy themselves, more power to 'em.

[FORD]

Sammy probably gave up on the "free shows" idea, because the Chickenshit album actually sold a few copies, so he thought people would pay to see him again.

[sadaist]

Sammy probably gave up on the "free shows" idea, because the Chickenshit album actually sold a few copies, so he thought people would pay to see him again.

I wonder how many casual fans go when they see the local paper says "Sammy Hagar @ etc club Fri night" and are expecting to hear Right Now & Top Of The World? I mean, a lot of my old friends & girlfriends don't follow at all. They just liked Van Hagar and would expect seeing Sammy they would get to hear those songs.

I'm pretty sure Chickenfoot doesn't play any of it, and the Wabos only play a couple tunes.

[clarathecarrot]

There is nothing wrong with a musician completely robbing Jimmy Buffet of his act mannerisms and stage show and bar look and , and,... and,
It is no different than opening a McDonalds across the street from a McDonalds.
I saw a guy wearing those, not pants, not shorts the other day they clashed with his purse.
Excuse his, "Wabo Man Bag"...one must be p/c in this world of copycats.

Sammy Hagar is The Mullet taken to the extreme of obsession.

I wonder if Hagars bar bucks at his establishment are called Mullets.

I just realized everthing I just wrote confirmed the 2012 end of the world scenario no longer causes me fear.

[sonrisa salvaje]

Seems like he is really trying to brand his name as an entire event type thing rather than just based purely on his music. Whatever floats peoples boats. I don't really care. If the people that go & spend money actually enjoy themselves, more power to 'em.

I think your right. It seems like he fancies himself as the second coming of Jimmy Buffett. The only difference is that instead of Parrotheads coming to his show, he has Dickheads coming to his.

[Coyote]

I'd say "poor Sam", if I had enough sympathy for the blob...

[hideyoursheep]

Kid Rock and Hagar? Doing a show together?



**looks for his slingshot**

[VanHalener]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Fat Ched the Retarded and Kid Rock the Retarded.
The combined suck is gonna be more than a human can tolerate, and will most likely cause violent vomitting and involuntary and explosive bowel movements throughout the crowd.

Damm Sam, you really suck.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[hideyoursheep]

Agreed.

The suck is forecast to be so severe, a cease and desist order has been issued by the Dyson vacuum co.

Suckapallooza!