The Roth Army Slingin' Pussy Bar and Grill

[Eyes of the Night]

Originally posted by YankeeRose
Hi Eyes...long time no see. How's the young'n?

She's 6! Can you believe it? ...

Like you said, it's been awhile ... too long in fact ...


*slides YR a Busch Lite from tap*

[Coyote]

Originally posted by Eyes
Yo C, musta hit Veteran status right about the same time ... I did last night ...

That's fucking cool ... Lol, you've caught up!

I got bored of being just a groupie.

[Eyes of the Night]

I've already halfassed transcribed "it's about time" ...

The first time I really heard him use the DTuna ...

[Coyote]

If it really is in use, that is...

[Eyes of the Night]

Truth is, I get amped every time I hear while I'm at work cooking even though Slapnuts is singing ...




Night folks ...


*passes the fuck out*

[Coyote]

I'd be careful with the tabasco if I were you...

[Coyote]

Hey, Kitten! How was the trip?

[Ally_Kat]

awh hun! You musta seen me when I was signing in on the boyfriend's comp. It was too slow so I really didn't spend any time on here.

Met the parents. According to the boy, they love me. All his friends were really nice to me. I got keys to his place, so I know that's good. Also got a promise ring. Really beautiful. I haven't taken it off since he put it on my finger.

[Eyes of the Night]

Oh gawd I'm gonna puke! All this lubby dubby shit!??? Good god ya'll! ...

[Coyote]

Originally posted by Eyes
Oh gawd I'm gonna puke! All this lubby dubby shit!??? Good god ya'll! ...

Oh c'mon, Eyes! Ya can't boogie all the time. Sometimes ya have to show some emotional content from the heart. (Not Van Hagar emotional, though, that shit's fake.)

[Coyote]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
awh hun! You musta seen me when I was signing in on the boyfriend's comp. It was too slow so I really didn't spend any time on here.

Well, I did wonder why you were on the board, yet so quiet. :confused:

Met the parents. According to the boy, they love me. All his friends were really nice to me. I got keys to his place, so I know that's good. Also got a promise ring. Really beautiful. I haven't taken it off since he put it on my finger.

You're off to a good start.

WTF is a promise ring? A prequel to an engagement ring?

[Ally_Kat]

a promise ring is a promise that i get a better ring! lol

yep, I'm just waiting for an engagement now

[Coyote]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
a promise ring is a promise that i get a better ring! lol

yep, I'm just waiting for an engagement now

Hopefully you two won't go down in flames like my best friend, who broke off his a month ago... The fiancé's fault: She was a leech and a tyrant, in the end. Tough shit, eh?

It gets better, though: I was there when the near-violent break-up occurred. You should've seen those two, screaming 'n' yellin', both being so close to beating each other to a pulp. Well, me and my bud marched out the door, but guess who came after us (or him, actually)?
That's right, the now ex-fiancé. She just couldn't let go, apparently, 'cause she hangin' on to passenger side door as we drove off. After about a hundred yards she finally let go.

(Not psychologically, apparently. They got back together a week later. He apologized. Is that fubar, or what?)

[Ally_Kat]

she was a leech and they still got back together?

[Coyote]

Yeah. She's his "first true love" and vice versa, yadda yadda yadda.

Ya should've seen the way she BEGGED him to buy an Audi A3...
No, wait. She didn't beg, she subconsiously subdued him into buying that damn thing.