How I miss the good ole' days..

[Terry]

Wow...

...always thought Shoes, Sensible was a guy...

Knowing that she isn't somehow makes all those smutty pm's he/she used to send me slightly less disturbing (although oddly slightly less stimulating as well [?] ).

[Coyote]

For some reason, this popped in my head...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ6pLKlU-8Q

[ZahZoo]

Wow...

...always thought Shoes, Sensible was a guy...

Where you been Terry?

No secret Shoes is all girl... not to mention one of the few real nationally known celebrities that posts here.

[Sensible Shoes]

not to mention one of the few real nationally known celebrities that posts here.

Have I been upgraded by the rags again?

[Sensible Shoes]

I am Ace Diamond.

[Sensible Shoes]

Hey Shoes, there's a new wine on the market just perfect for you. It's called "Sassy Bitch". One of the groups I play with may be doing some events promoted by them in the future. i'll get a bottle of cab for you so you can give it your endorsement.

Eddie and I love Cabs! Can't wait!

[Little Texan]

Wow...

...always thought Shoes, Sensible was a guy...

Knowing that she isn't somehow makes all those smutty pm's he/she used to send me slightly less disturbing (although oddly slightly less stimulating as well [?] ).

She IS a guy...she's Ace Diamond.

[ZahZoo]

Have I been upgraded by the rags again?

I was basing the statement on your legacy... unless the kids have been making news again..?

[Sensible Shoes]

No the kids are off the grid right now.

[Sensible Shoes]

Y'all are not making it easy to be dirty minded. It's going to take L.F.'s bottle of cab to really get this going, isn't it?

I suggest anal sex as a good topic of discussion.

[clarathecarrot]

I wasn't going to write this, but you already know I have, a dirty little mind... every time I saw your name listed as a new post on this thread as I clicked on it I was hoping to see some titties..however unlike DAN! .. pants are not around ankles .. maybe that's my problem.. ok I'm back ..pants are on..should be wearing underwear...HOW DOES THIS WORK!!!

[Nitro Express]

Anal sex this early in the morning? No underwear? A good way to go if you want skid marks on your pants. Unless you are worried about showing panty lines, just wear the undies.

[clarathecarrot]

I miss panty lines and a hot executive chick walking away from me,.. the occassional... were those garter lines running up her pants legs.?/...hmmmm perhaps shoes should get those dainties out of the drawer and pour a glass of that wine..?

[Sensible Shoes]

Dainties these days are sweats. But if I break out the wine, I would just ditch the clothing altogether.

Now back to anal. I was thinking more of a how to primer. I get the idea that most of you around here just talk tough about it, and few try. I would like to hear some experiences.

[Nitro Express]

I hear ya. I used to have a administrative assistant that was a goddess. Damn she was one hot momma. Loved those panty lines! There's the women that you go, "oh she's cute." Then there are the ones that are fucking goddesses. They blow your mind with their beauty. The kind of woman that can make a man shoot his load just by peeling a stocking off and you fly to Pluto when the panties peel down.