How I miss the good ole' days..

[ThrillsNSpills]

With enough lube plus use of the remote plus an ashtray for the girl's back I don't see any problem.
seven condoms to thwart the occasional piece of uninvited corn in the urethra of course.

[Sensible Shoes]

Come now, we said nothing about the urethra! That may be part of the problem right there!!!!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Come now, we said nothing about the urethra! That may be part of the problem right there!!!!

however, it is involved

[DONNIEP]

I've found that the best way to approach it is to just go for it - just kind of let her know it's coming and then pop, surprise!

[Sensible Shoes]

Oh nice. NOT.

[DONNIEP]

Well, one assumes that you've already discussed it somewhat prior to the act. And it's not like I meant you just pop it in with no warning at all - you give her an idea by your actions and then ease into it, so to speak.

[chefcraig]

Should the thread title be changed to read "How I miss the good hole days?"

[Sensible Shoes]

Possibly, as there are more holes to discuss.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Should the thread title be changed to read "How I miss the good hole days?"

there is a bad one?

[chefcraig]

Possibly, as there are more holes to discuss.

And various ways to...ahem, miss them.

there is a bad one?

Put it this way, to me, one of them has always seemed to be an exit, not an entrance.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Put it this way, to me, one of them has always seemed to be an exit, not an entrance.

you sound like my wife

[FORD]

Definitely not best to attempt it when you're shit faced drunk and wind up at an ex girlfriend's house on New Year's Eve.

[DONNIEP]

Is anal really all that uncommon these days? I mean, maybe all my exes were sluts, but I don't remember any really saying no and meaning it.

[clarathecarrot]

Shoes,

I like long walks on the beach.

I like soft music on a warm summer evening.

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttt <(screeching tire sound)...wait , I don't like any of that stuff.

I like cash.

Have shoe medicine, will travel.

Yeah, that's right for your tired little toes.

We will talk about the rest later....or you can get your robot on. I think there are still batteries in the flashlight.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...creepy....say this softly shoes ...mmm clara the carrot is a creepy robot....




That is some quality cyber right there fellas.^

[ThrillsNSpills]

Why does Waylon Jennings have shit on his moustache?











'Cos he was Lookin for Love in all the Wrong Places....