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  • Guitar Shark
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7579

    Originally posted by fryingdutchman
    What's with the sudden influx of age comments, Kristy?

    First it was Chef...now Nick.

    What gives?
    The really strange thing is that "Kristy" is a he, not a she.
    ROTH ARMY MILITIA


    Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
    Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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    • Diamondjimi
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • May 2004
      • 12086

      Originally posted by fryingdutchman
      You know you just opened the door for Kristy to slam you for putting an apostrophe in the word "knees"....right?
      Well, I figured there's more than one. So I opted for the apostrophe.

      Christ, I'm 95 years old. Gimme a break!

      Bathe he and bring her to me for a weekend. When I'm done with her, a frozen loaf of French bread would have a nice new home up there...
      Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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      • Diamondjimi
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • May 2004
        • 12086

        Originally posted by Guitar Shark
        The really strange thing is that "Kristy" is a he, not a she.
        GTFO!!!

        So, "he" ran off with a photographer and was getting banged senselessly in random motel rooms?
        Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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        • jhale667
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 20929

          Originally posted by Diamondjimi
          GTFO!!!

          So, "he" ran off with a photographer and was getting banged senselessly in random motel rooms?
          How rude!
          Originally posted by conmee
          If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

          That is all.

          Icon.
          Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
          I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


          Originally posted by Isaac R.
          Then it's really true??:eek:

          The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

          OMFG...who in their right mind...???
          Originally posted by eddie78
          I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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          • Diamondjimi
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • May 2004
            • 12086

            Originally posted by jhale667
            How rude!
            Kristy's Bukakke "Lost Weekend" !
            Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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            • fryingdutchman
              Full Member Status

              • Feb 2005
              • 4133

              Originally posted by Guitar Shark
              The really strange thing is that "Kristy" is a he, not a she.
              Well...that officially gives me my "Twilight Zone" moment for the week.

              I was getting concerned that this week was going to end without any interesting twists...
              Originally posted by perilouspete
              fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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              • Hardrock69
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Feb 2005
                • 21888

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                • Hardrock69
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 21888

                  Originally posted by Kristy
                  I have nothing but love to give.



                  Her daffynishun of "love" appears to be quite different from the generally accepted dictionary version.

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                  • ThrillsNSpills
                    ROTH ARMY ELITE
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 6627

                    Originally posted by Diamondjimi
                    Bathe he and bring her to me for a weekend. When I'm done with her, a frozen loaf of French bread would have a nice new home up there...

                    Just don't go there during a full moon, just in case.

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                    • Kristy
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 16344

                      Originally posted by Diamondjimi
                      I think it's a combination of a few things, Dan-o.
                      She seems to suffer from abandonment issues. You know..."Daddy ran out on me and Mommy" shit, coupled with her personal insecurity's resulting in her battles with Bulimia in her quest for the perfect Calvin Klein Heroin chic, model ,physique. Capped off with her blatant inability to achieve orgasm....

                      On your knee's Kristy.

                      It's time for you to smell the glove!
                      Or that Jimi here is a closet homosexual, unemployed, a failed musician who lives with his parents and basically jerks off to porn all day in between wasting his parents money on guitar lessons.

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                      • Kristy
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 16344

                        Originally posted by fryingdutchman
                        What's with the sudden influx of age comments, Kristy?

                        First it was Chef...now Nick.

                        What gives?
                        What gives is that the majority of you still live in 1985.

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                        • LoungeMachine
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 32576

                          And we've now come to the part of our troll known as "The Projection Phase".....

                          Originally posted by Kristy
                          Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                          Originally posted by cadaverdog
                          I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                          • LoungeMachine
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 32576

                            Originally posted by Kristy
                            What gives is that the majority of you still live in 1985.
                            I don't entirely accept your premise, but okay, and so what?

                            You signed up to a fucking DAVID LEE ROTH SITE......you want to chat current events with a younger crowd go join The Beiber Army for christ's sake.

                            I have no idea how old you are, but I'll hazard a guess your best years are in the rear view mirror, too.



                            But your trolling is getting quite predictable.
                            Originally posted by Kristy
                            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                            Originally posted by cadaverdog
                            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                            • Unchainme
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Apr 2005
                              • 7746

                              Originally posted by Kristy
                              What gives is that the majority of you still live in 1985.
                              My two new favorite artists are Daft Punk and Justice.

                              85? child please.

                              /cue ochocinco voice
                              Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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                              • Matt White
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 20569

                                maybe 1995..................seesh!

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