"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread

[Nitro Express]

lucky bastard.

wish I had a carls jr., in and out, el pollo over in ohio .

those were treats when I went to cali last time

I was kind of thinking the same thing. It's been a while since I've been to a El Pollo Loco.

[Nitro Express]

I cringe to think of what goes on in the dressing room showers after a Sammy show. Mike and Sam seem to like each other a little too much.

[Little Texan]

I cringe to think of what goes on in the dressing room showers after a Sammy show. Mike and Sam seem to like each other a little too much.

Tell me about it...

[sadaist]

It's funny how Eddie & Dave are so similar towards Sammy.


Eddie - "Selling tequila & hot sauce at every show. More wide than he is tall."

Dave - "There's Sammy knocking on the window again with his dick in 1 hand and a bottle of tequila in the other."

[Golden AWe]

Chickenshit...beats workin'!!!

Actually no. I larve my job better. Much better!!! Even the dirtiest part of my job, I do asbestos search and reports sometimes, besides construction design, is much better. I get to BREAK things!!! Now only thing Chickenshit is able to break...is the stage under them.

[Nitro Express]

Dave can showdance all he wants, blindfolded and drunk and still he would not make as big of an ass of himself as that fat fuck Sammy doing what the fuck he is doing dance moves to Three Lock Box...and Michael Anthony doing Running With The Devil sucks because he is too worried about singing and not feeling the song...and he screams like a girl

Mike screams like Sammy is driving one home covered with studs and no anal lube.

[Nitro Express]

It's funny how Eddie & Dave are so similar towards Sammy.


Eddie - "Selling tequila & hot sauce at every show. More wide than he is tall."

Dave - "There's Sammy knocking on the window again with his dick in 1 hand and a bottle of tequila in the other."

Ok. I will give Sammy some credit here. He did manage to sell some tequila.

[Nitro Express]

Chickenshit...beats workin'!!!

Actually no. I larve my job better. Much better!!! Even the dirtiest part of my job, I do asbestos search and reports sometimes, besides construction design, is much better. I get to BREAK things!!! Now only thing Chickenshit is able to break...is the stage under them.

I would rather mine coal by hand than listen to Chickenfoot.

[Nitro Express]

Tell me about it...

Sammy is a good salesman. Richard is a good salesman. Both have grossed tens of million of dollars from selling. Mike. Hows the hot sauce sales? Not good eh. See Mike is pretty much a total failure. When you hang with Sam for a paycheck it's pretty damn pathetic.

[Coyote]

Isn't it sad that he keeps these guys on the side while he plays Chickeneck gigs ??

Oy vei... I feel sorry for his "fans"...

[sadaist]

Ok. I will give Sammy some credit here. He did manage to sell some tequila.

Yeah. $84+ million worth. I'd screw over EVH & sell tequila for $84 million too!

[jhale667]

$84 million still can't buy class or integrity. Still you'd think with all that cash Spam wouldn't be such a bitter douche.

[Antman]

Not much meat in the seats at this rodeo.

The only thing missing is Richard Simmons with his little nut hugger shorts sweatin to the oldies with him. Dave's the man.

[NIN1211]

$84 million still can't buy class or integrity. Still you'd think with all that cash Spam wouldn't be such a bitter douche.

Money doesn't make happiness...alot of miserable rich bastards out there. Now driving 55 entails other pifalls: age, obesity, depression, and a fear that China Town comes on the radio!

[SNIPER]

We are killing it over there, bro. I need to take a break though.