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  • katina
    Commando
    • Mar 2012
    • 1469

    Originally posted by ELVIS
    so, your name is Vagina ??
    Wrong, it´s Marina. You are really twisted.
    Katina comes from lithuanian language.
    My first language is spanish, we don´t speak english here, even it´s the same word, we never use it ..... but now that you mentioned the word vagina in english, I will give you an example of the use of that word, in southamerican spanish:
    Elvis: andá a la "concha" de la puta madre que te parió.

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    • envy_me
      Swedish Love Pump
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Dec 2010
      • 7180

      Originally posted by kwame k
      Didn't mean to bring ya down but, in all fairness, when you end a post with "and he had just gotten out of porn business " .................well
      Oh, no you didn't bring me down. It was just the tragedy of the situation.
      The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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      • Nitro Express
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 32798

        Originally posted by kwame k
        Didn't mean to bring ya down but, in all fairness, when you end a post with "and he had just gotten out of porn business " .................well
        I couldn't help myself. The world porn just seems to lighten things up. I pictured Ron Jeremy yelling at the ladies to hurry up and get in the god dammed airplane.
        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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        • envy_me
          Swedish Love Pump
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Dec 2010
          • 7180

          Originally posted by Nitro Express
          I couldn't help myself. The world porn just seems to lighten things up. I pictured Ron Jeremy yelling at the ladies to hurry up and get in the god dammed airplane.
          Funny image. This guy looked NOTHING like Ron Jeremy. If I HAVE to compare his looks to a porn actor, maybe Rocco. Not quiet exactly, but I don't know that many actors.
          The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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          • ashstralia
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Feb 2004
            • 6566

            were you in any of his movies?

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            • ashstralia
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Feb 2004
              • 6566

              sorry for my tasteless dark humour; hanging around emergency services does that to ya.

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              • ELVIS
                Banned
                • Dec 2003
                • 44120

                If that's you idea of tasteless dark humor, you don't know Christmas from Bourke Street...

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                • ELVIS
                  Banned
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 44120

                  Originally posted by katina
                  Elvis: andá a la "concha" de la puta madre que te parió.
                  Callate el osico gordota !!

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                  • ZahZoo
                    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 8973

                    Originally posted by Angel
                    To get back on topic....my power bill arrived yesterday. It was double what it was the month before because of having to run the AC so much.

                    Supposed to be another 31C day today. Fall can't get here fast enough, imo.
                    Last month we decided to quit trying to keep our garden alive by watering... the water bill doubled and we figured we could spend one quarter of that on vegetables at the store over what it was costing us to wage a losing battle trying to grow our own. Now classified as an exceptional drought...

                    Luckily the temps have dropped... but a nice front passed through this morning dumping over an inch of rain north and south of us. There was about a 50 mile break with no rainfall that just happened to cover our area. Talk about bad luck... darn it.
                    "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                    • envy_me
                      Swedish Love Pump
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 7180

                      Originally posted by ashstralia
                      were you in any of his movies?
                      Lol, yeah right... I have seen some of his movies though.
                      The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                      • katina
                        Commando
                        • Mar 2012
                        • 1469

                        Originally posted by ELVIS
                        Callate el osico gordota !!
                        Do you have to derail every thread?
                        Are you trying to insult in spanish language now?
                        From where that expression comes from, I never heard it before, it comes from Mexico?
                        I am not overweight and you wrote it wrong. Did you learn that expression by listening?
                        I am asking because you forgot an accent, and you wrote "osico" and it is "hocico".
                        In spanish language "h" is silent. And "c" and "s" sounds the same, but not in Spain.

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                        • katina
                          Commando
                          • Mar 2012
                          • 1469

                          Originally posted by ELVIS
                          Callate el osico gordota !!
                          Thanks to my mexican friends.
                          I think you learned the expression "cállate el hocico" from this hilarious mexican song, I never heard it before.
                          That´s why you made that grammar errors.
                          This song was made for you, Elvis, the sound is catchy and the lyrics are very fun and true. "El Consejo, cállese el hocico" (The Advice, shout your mouth)
                          Elvis, at least you should follow The Advice:
                          "No me lo tome a mal, no sea usted animal, es un consejo que le voy a dar: Cállese el hocico"

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                          • DONNIEP
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 13373

                            My favorite Spanish (Mexican Spanish) phrase:

                            Su casa está aquí mantequillas!!
                            American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                            • gbranton
                              Veteran
                              • Aug 2005
                              • 1847

                              Originally posted by katina
                              Do you have to derail every thread?
                              Ignoro el trollo.
                              "Don't want 'em to get you goat, don't show 'em where it's hid." - David Lee Roth

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                              • envy_me
                                Swedish Love Pump
                                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                • Dec 2010
                                • 7180

                                Originally posted by gbranton
                                Ignoro el trollo.
                                Lmao you made my night
                                The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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