What is wrong with people??

[Dan]

So today they showed a girl who is bathing in bleach. Every day. For seven years. And she was to the doctor, nothing wrong. Just some dry skin. And I take care of myself, and yesterday I got diagnosed with floaters. Wich I am probably gonna have forever. A big, fat stain in the middle of my veiw. And I never got bleach in my eyes, or anything else dangerous. It's so bitter.

And a woman who is eating her dead husbands ashes... She already ate over a pound when the show was taped, and is afraid that she's gonna run out, cause how is she gonna carry him around with her everywhere when she runs out of him.

Floaters Are Just The Gel Coming Off Your Eyes.I Have Had Them For Years.They Come And Go.You Have Your Own 3D Games In Your Eyes.

[envy_me]

Floaters Are Just The Gel Coming Off Your Eyes.I Have Had Them For Years.They Come And Go.You Have Your Own 3D Games In Your Eyes.

Coming OFF my eyes?? God I hope not. I don't want that...
I was at the eye-emergency yesterday. Well, I might as well start from the beginning. Ca 2 weeks ago I noticed this big dot in my sight, just right eye. I was afraid it was beginning of a migrene attack cause sometimes I get these terrible migrene attacks, with vision abnormalities, vomiting, can't stand up, etc.. But didn't get headache and the stain stayed there. Then I got scared it might me some changes in the brain, tumor or other. And called the medical information, and they told me it could be retinal detachment, and that I should go to the eye-emergency the same day (didn't even know eye-emergency existed), I was at work at the time (this was thursday) and said that I could go in on monday, but she nagged that I went in directly on friday.

So I went up waaaay too early, at 6 o'clock, snoozed until 6.15, waited there for an hour, payed way too much, lost my time, and it was nothing. Just floater. I knew it was nothing. I thought they were just gonna tell me I had some mascara-lump that got stuck to the eye and laugh at me.

Anyway, the doctor said that floaters are particles in the eyeball that lump together and just are there. He also had one, but it wasn't in the middle of vision like mine is. My dad has them but they are like transparent strings. Mine is just a big stain in the fucking middle. Life sucks.

But I have to tell you, I've never seen funnier looking people then at the waiting room at eye-emergency

[Nickdfresh]

Floaters Are Just The Gel Coming Off Your Eyes.I Have Had Them For Years.They Come And Go.You Have Your Own 3D Games In Your Eyes.

Shit. That's what I have...

[vandeleur]

Doesn't everybody have them

[Nickdfresh]

Some have it worse and the floaters are very persistent. There are times I see weird images at night as well...

[vandeleur]

Mine arnt that bad but I do get them , as for weird things at night ... Is that not the drink

[envy_me]

Doesn't everybody have them

I never had them until 2 weeks ago :-/

[fourthcoming]

I had floaters once. A few summers back my buds and I went out to Montauk on the Eastern tip of Long Island and stayed a few days to do some surfing. We walked down the beach to a bar where this Australian dude was tending bar. We had some frozen Margaritas cuz it was so damn hot and he asks us...."you want a floater mate" I said....what's a floater? He proceeds to pour out 2 shots of tequila and pours it on top of the frozen margarita and the shots just kind of floated on top. He says to me...."That's a floater mate". I said.....hell yes I want a floater!

[envy_me]

I had floaters once. A few summers back my buds and I went out to Montauk on the Eastern tip of Long Island and stayed a few days to do some surfing. We walked down the beach to a bar where this Australian dude was tending bar. We had some frozen Margaritas cuz it was so damn hot and he asks us...."you want a floater mate" I said....what's a floater? He proceeds to pour out 2 shots of tequila and pours it on top of the frozen margarita and the shots just kind of floated on top. He says to me...."That's a floater mate". I said.....hell yes I want a floater!

My floater is nothing like that :-(

[fourthcoming]

Sorry...

[vandeleur]

My floater is nothing like that :-(

fingers xd things get better

[DONNIEP]

as for weird things at night ... Is that not the drink

Definitely the drink!! Especially when you've been up drinkin' and burning DVDs half the nite!

[envy_me]

fingers xd things get better

Thanks.

[ThrillsNSpills]

We have to tell people not to text while driving.


Apparently they couldn't figure that one out.

[Nickdfresh]

Mine arnt that bad but I do get them , as for weird things at night ... Is that not the drink