SHOES!!! - shoe-talk

[LoungeMachine]

Don't remember her feet. Though she had nice legs..... for a guy.

To siggy or Not to siggy.....



That is the question......

[DONNIEP]

See Also: Ann Coulter



I think Donnie banged "her"

Now that "chick" is definitely a man. Or at least half of her is. Gotta be.

[hambon4lif]

So SFG's feet test is not practiced by everyone. Good to know.

The foot test is a proven method, but everyone has their own thing, and some are more extreme than others. The very second I notice that a womans fingernails are painted a different color than their toenails, I just stop talking to them. Never been able to figure out why...

[DONNIEP]

The foot test is a proven method, but everyone has their own thing, and some are more extreme than others. The very second I notice that a womans fingernails are painted a different color than their toenails, I just stop talking to them. Never been able to figure out why...

Usually you can rely on the foot test and the eyebrow test - but then you'll get a chick who's aced both of those and then looks like a damn sasquatch (sascrotch?) below the equator.

[vandeleur]

Sascrotch ......

[LoungeMachine]

Hardwood Floors please.....



Or maybe the Little Hitler or well done landing strip if need be.

[DONNIEP]

What Lounge said. And don't try to get cute with it. I don't wanna be staring at a heart or a star or anything like that when I'm working.

[Sensible Shoes]

The foot test is a proven method, but everyone has their own thing, and some are more extreme than others. The very second I notice that a womans fingernails are painted a different color than their toenails, I just stop talking to them. Never been able to figure out why...

Awwww - now I'm really upset. Cause I do that on purpose. I think toenails can be stronger colors than fingernails. I like to do a more muted tone of the same color on my fingers.

No Hambon for me!!!!

[FORD]

FORD, I think now would be a good point to say your posts out loud before hitting send.

Wouldn't make any difference. Brian and Elvis already call me a "fag" all the time regardless (just because I support equal rights) and nobody else here probably gives a shit either way.

And just because you think a tranny had "nice legs" doesn't mean you want the third leg in between. It's just a comment on how convincing "she" was..... at least from a distance. I can respect the amount of work it must take to pull something like that off..... as long as "she" isn't trying to deceive me with it.

[Northern Girl]

So that's why I don't get dates in the winter. No one can see my feet.

[hambon4lif]

Awwww - now I'm really upset. Cause I do that on purpose. I think toenails can be stronger colors than fingernails. I like to do a more muted tone of the same color on my fingers.

No Hambon for me!!!!

Same colors are okay, but when a gals fingernails are painted blue and their toenails red, I always took that as an indication of how thorough their maintenance is.

It's a system I started using since I discovered I was allergic to penicillin. It forced me to pay attention to detail.

[LoungeMachine]

Awwww - now I'm really upset. Cause I do that on purpose. I think toenails can be stronger colors than fingernails. I like to do a more muted tone of the same color on my fingers.

No Hambon for me!!!!

I'm with Ham on this one....with one exception.

Black nails on certain chicks, with red toenails works for me. Granted she's usually tatted and playing in the opening band, but that's even better

[LoungeMachine]

Now see had this thread been about the hygiene habits and nail colors of hot women, I would've stickied this bitch.



Take your shoes off when you come in my house......

[Sensible Shoes]

Split it off and make it one.

[Dave's Bitch]

Same colors are okay, but when a gals fingernails are painted blue and their toenails red, I always took that as an indication of how thorough their maintenance is.

It's a system I started using since I discovered I was allergic to penicillin. It forced me to pay attention to detail.

I'm rocking some Kiss nail art right now.Am I clean?