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[ELVIS]

It's now reaching Katydid levels.

Damnation for people who have sex outwith marriage - at a Dave Lee Roth website?

Gimme a break...

I never said damnation, that's your drunken imagination getting the better of you...

[jhale667]

Speaking of which - it's time to check out the Muff thread...

Is that a hint it's time to update it?

[Seshmeister]

I never said damnation, that's your drunken imagination getting the better of you...

You are the one with the imaginary invisible friend with a magic set of rules that you pick from but ignore the ones that don't suit you.

[DONNIEP]

Is that a hint it's time to update it?

Nah man, I just haven't checked it in a while I need some contributrors to THE Nancy Grace thread. Who knew keeping a pron thread going was so much work?

[jhale667]

Nah man, I just haven't checked it in a while I need some contributrors to THE Nancy Grace thread. Who knew keeping a pron thread going was so much work?

Yeah, it requires like, research and stuff...

Speaking of the Nancy Grace thread...

[DONNIEP]

You are the one with the imaginary invisible friend with a magic set of rules that you pick from but ignore the ones that don't suit you.

Everybody does that - you just follow the rules that fit your particular view of the faith. For example, I know plenty of people who truly believe if you say something bad about another person then God might just do something horrible to your kid. You know, to punish you. Even if that kid is "saved". Horrible, isn't it?

[DONNIEP]

Yeah, it requires like, research and stuff...

Speaking of the Nancy Grace thread...

Yeah, I've let the Nancy Grace thread slide, I know. Quality poontang is hard to find!

[jhale667]

Everybody does that - you just follow the rules that fit your particular view of the faith. For example, I know plenty of people who truly believe if you say something bad about another person then God might just do something horrible to your kid. You know, to punish you. Even if that kid is "saved". Horrible, isn't it?

There's a Christopher Hitchens bit where he talks about just that...how can you believe in a benevolent deity that would ALLOW that, much less do it. And that even if you totally accept the bible's the Earth is 6,000 years old bit...that's still 4,000 years he didn't give a shit: most mothers died in childbirth, disease, war, cruelty and stupidity was rampant...and then god decides to intervene - by creating a version of himself to send on a suicide mission? When you put it that way...

[Jesus Christ]

Everybody does that - you just follow the rules that fit your particular view of the faith. For example, I know plenty of people who truly believe if you say something bad about another person then God might just do something horrible to your kid. You know, to punish you. Even if that kid is "saved". Horrible, isn't it?

That's not the way We roll.....

[jhale667]

That's not the way We roll.....

Speak of the...oh wait a minute...

[Jesus Christ]

There's a Christopher Hitchens bit where he talks about just that...how can you believe in a benevolent deity that would ALLOW that, much less do it. And that even if you totally accept the bible's the Earth is 6,000 years old bit...that's still 4,000 years he didn't give a shit: most mothers died in childbirth, disease, war, cruelty and stupidity was rampant...and then god decides to intervene - by creating a version of himself to send on a suicide mission? When you put it that way...

There was a householder who planted a vineyard, and set a hedge around it, and dug a wine press in it, and built a tower, and let it out to tenants, and went into another country. When the season of fruit drew near, he sent his servants to the tenants, to get his fruit; and the tenants took his servants and beat one, killed another, and stoned another. Again he sent other servants, more than the first; and they did the same to them. Afterward he sent his son to them, saying, `They will respect my son.' But when the tenants saw the son, they said to themselves, `This is the heir; come, let us kill him and have his inheritance.' And they took him and cast him out of the vineyard, and killed him. When therefore the owner of the vineyard comes, what will he do to those tenants?"

[jhale667]

There was a householder who planted a vineyard, and set a hedge around it, and dug a wine press in it, and built a tower, and let it out to tenants, and went into another country. When the season of fruit drew near, he sent his servants to the tenants, to get his fruit; and the tenants took his servants and beat one, killed another, and stoned another. Again he sent other servants, more than the first; and they did the same to them. Afterward he sent his son to them, saying, `They will respect my son.' But when the tenants saw the son, they said to themselves, `This is the heir; come, let us kill him and have his inheritance.' And they took him and cast him out of the vineyard, and killed him. When therefore the owner of the vineyard comes, what will he do to those tenants?"

Slowly evict them with cancer, kids first? :confused:

[DONNIEP]

That's not the way We roll.....

Well surely you were listening in on the revival I went to when I was 12. You remember, the one where the preacher told the story about the dad who skipped church a couple of Sundays to go fishing with his kid so God reached down and pushed Jr. off the pier and watched him drown just to punish the dad. Of course, looking back as an adult I know that's nonsense and just a typical Southern Baptist scare tactic. But that's the kinda thing that a lot of people believe and it turns a lot of people off.

Ah, I'm getting a headache. I'm going back to THE Nancy Grace thread

[Jesus Christ]

Slowly evict them with cancer, kids first? :confused:

Most cancers result from what mankind hath done to the earth, and to yourselves. Ye ingest all these toxic chemicals and wonder why they would damage thy bodies.

Good rule to live by: If Dad & I didn't create it, it's not actually FOOD.

[Jesus Christ]

Well surely you were listening in on the revival I went to when I was 12. You remember, the one where the preacher told the story about the dad who skipped church a couple of Sundays to go fishing with his kid so God reached down and pushed Jr. off the pier and watched him drown just to punish the dad. Of course, looking back as an adult I know that's nonsense and just a typical Southern Baptist scare tactic. But that's the kinda thing that a lot of people believe and it turns a lot of people off.

Too many so-called "ministers" are preaching doctrines which have nothing at all to do with My teachings. This would certainly be one of them.