People all over the world are in a panic about December 21st

[Kristy]

Jhale's latest CD: "I'm 45 and live with my parents"

[jhale667]

Is that all you've got? Oh, never mind...it IS.

Kristy's first single "Beat me with a garden hose and call me a dirty whore".

[Kristy]

Actually, I have more than you.

Let's see a vid of you playing your crappy guitars, let's see a vid of you at your "job" that doesn't include you picking up cans at your trailer park. C'mon you over 40-somethig loser, convince me how great of a person you are beside being the low intelligent Eddie Van Halen cocksucker wannabe you truly are.

[Kristy]

Kristy's first single "Beat me with a garden hose and call me a dirty whore".

Jhale's first single: "My parents won't pay me my $12/week allowance until I take out the trash."

[jhale667]

Stop trying to match wits. You're unarmed.

Actually, I have more than you.

Let's see a vid of you playing your crappy guitars, let's see a vid of you at your "job" that doesn't include you picking up cans at your trailer park. C'mon you over 40-somethig loser, convince me how great of a person you are beside being the low intelligent Eddie Van Halen cocksucker wannabe you truly are.

Nope, you regularly show up for a gunfight with a pocket-knife.

You just want videos of me to try to thaw your unflickable frozen bean with. Not gonna happen. So call your follow-up single "Stay Frigid".

First of all, I don't have to convince you of shit, wino. My "crappy" guitars are of higher quality than the cheap-ass Squiers you're entrusted with. You should probably quit trying to cap on people who actually ARE employed, since we all know your shitty attitude would preclude you from ever getting a real job - hence the hooking you've admitted to, so quit trying to go there. They probably only let you do re-strings part-time because they can't stand to have your pretentious ass around more than a couple of hours a week. That, and your blowies probably aren't all that.

A bit of advice: Try not to pontificate on someone's intelligence when your own drug-addled brain can barely string a sentence together, strumpet. You don't have a big enough vocabulary. Btw, you meant "low intelligence"... stupid.

[Kristy]

So on other words you have NOTHING to offer. You're a failure at proving anything about yourself other than your low intelligence.

[jhale667]

She swings, she misses!!

My next single: "If you really loved me, you'd duct tape my mouth shut."

Give it up.

[Seshmeister]

Like you know the meaning of the word work, asshole.

Come on, you fat Euro cocksucker, let's hear your shitty little CD that will go absolutely nowhere. Except of course the trash bin.

Can't be any worse than 'Guns Of Nevada' can it?

It's like your dad's cock, you'd hate yourself for loving it.

[Kristy]

It's like your dad's cock, you'd hate yourself for loving it.

Oh look who showed up. The failed musician with their imaginary album.

[Kristy]

Give it up.

Irony.

[Seshmeister]

Baiting to get personal information to use is not a brilliantly original tactic.

I do hope things get better for you soon though, it's slightly unnerving seeing someone have a breakdown online.

[Kristy]

Baiting to get personal information to use is not a brilliantly original tactic.

I do hope things get better for you soon though, it's slightly unnerving seeing someone have a breakdown online.

"Personal information"? Either you have this album or you don't. You're just another lying unemployed pathological asshole who too can't prove what he says.

[Guitar Shark]

I do hope things get better for you soon though, it's slightly unnerving seeing someone have a breakdown online.

No shit. Kristy, you may think your posts are witty and/or entertaining, but in reality they are just sad.

[jhale667]

Bitterville - population YOU.

So on other words you have NOTHING to offer. You're a failure at proving anything about yourself other than your low intelligence.

Considering I'm working while we're having this "conversation", I'm technically kicking your ass with one lobe of my brain tied behind my back...and it's easy. And you? You get to re-string a Squier Saturday IF you can wash the piss smell off yourself. STFU.

Again, where is the need for me or anyone for that matter to "prove" anything to your bitter, worthless ass? Who the fuck are you? Who are you writing for again? If you weren't continously foggy from the pills, you'd see the links to my articles that have been posted here. I posted an MP3 fo a sample tone for HC that's gotten close to 100 listens in less than a week. Anyone care to hear your playing, ever? Has your playing ever been complimented by your own guitar heroes? Didn't think so.

Actually has anyone EVER given a fuck about you at ALL that didn't pay in advance, or won't stop when their hour is up?

[ELVIS]

it's slightly unnerving seeing someone have a breakdown online.

I quite enjoy it...