People all over the world are in a panic about December 21st

[sonrisa salvaje]

Did i ever tell you guys that i like cereal?

[Kristy]

I'm technically kicking your ass with one lobe of my brain tied behind my back...

The only thing you're kicking is the flat tire of your bicycle.

[ELVIS]

I think I found some Krusty info...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Did i ever tell you guys that i like cereal?

what kinds?

[ELVIS]

Krusty Flakes ??

[jhale667]

The only thing you're kicking is the flat tire of your bicycle.

That's the denial talking. Or the vicodin.

[ELVIS]

Maybe Krusty is still bitter about being kicked out of The Ruiners...

[jhale667]

Krusty Flakes ??

Skanky bunches of Ho's.

[Kristy]

Who are you writing for again?

Oh I write for 'Guns Of Nevada' it's this white trailer trash rag where failed musicians can go to get away from their social worker/probation officer/employment agency and delude themselves they have "albums" coming out. You'd like it, actually. There are the dregs of society who dropped out of high school in order to play bass or bad guitar and then post their crappy guitars on websites. Most are in their mid-40's to early 50's, still live with their parents or bum money off of them when not sponging off their fat girlfriends who currently have restraining orders against them. We have a special editorial called "post your $300/month of ISSI-funded government cheese trailer home rental" when not showing show us you best douchebag mustache mugshot. Fans seem to like it over the usual "Christ, I"m one fat fuck of a failed musician but I have a mythological album coming out" forum. Our wants ads have a special section for those who have a homoerotic fixation on Jimmy Page but won't come out of the closet and admit it that you might find to be useful for when your trailer park neighbor cuts the cord on you stealing their internet to watch your Asian porn on.

[Kristy]

That's the denial talking. Or the vicodin.

Damn. And only yesterday I was doing this:


I have seemd to move up in the world, unlike some people eh, jhale?

[jhale667]

Oh, you're still projecting...as evidenced by those last 2 posts...

Geez, downward spiral much, Krusty? Too bad you don't have any friends, maybe they'd INTERVENE...

[ELVIS]

Oh I write for 'Guns Of Nevada' it's this white trailer trash rag where failed musicians can go to get away from their social worker/probation officer/employment agency and delude themselves they have "albums" coming out. You'd like it, actually. There are the dregs of society who dropped out of high school in order to play bass or bad guitar and then post their crappy guitars on websites. Most are in their mid-40's to early 50's, still live with their parents or bum money off of them when not sponging off their fat girlfriends who currently have restraining orders against them. We have a special editorial called "post your $300/month of ISSI-funded government cheese trailer home rental" when not showing show us you best douchebag mustache mugshot. Fans seem to like it over the usual "Christ, I"m one fat fuck of a failed musician but I have a mythological album coming out" forum. Our wants ads have a special section for those who have a homoerotic fixation on Jimmy Page but won't come out of the closet and admit it that you might find to be useful for when your trailer park neighbor cuts the cord on you stealing their internet to watch your Asian porn on.

You need to proof-read your jibberish prior to posting it...

[Kristy]

You mean like how someone should have intervened when your Devry College dropout parents decided to hatch you?

[Kristy]

You need to proof-read your jibberish prior to posting it...

Naw, it's low brow - so that a backwoods racist redneck can understand it.

[Hardrock69]

I remember some years ago......heck it was just last year, that the one asshole was claiming the world was going to end in May, 2011.

And all these other idiots believed him entirely.

And became objects of much hooting and derision.

Thing is, the Mayans have been dead for centuries, so we can laugh at them all we want, and they will not feel any embarrassment.