The Roth Army Vent Thread!

[DLR Bridge]

Fuggin' A. Thanks Zing. I'll give that a whirl, along with some potent shit we bought.

[vandeleur]

Wow it's like DLR DIY :D

[Zing!]

Fuggin' A. Thanks Zing. I'll give that a whirl, along with some potent shit we bought.

No sweat - hope it works for ya. I should clarify though that you need to pour the entire pot of boiling water down EACH drain, not one pot split between several. It takes time to bring that much water to a boil, so it helps to have a couple of big pots going at once.

Geez I hope the Ropers or Mr. Furley aren't eavesdropping. That much talk about pots sounds suspicious...

[fraroc]

I started this Vent thread for a reason, and I'm gonna use it right now.

I really do hate my fucking generation.
Today, I was talking to a couple of friends of mine about the movie School Of Rock with Jack Black. Now, I love School Of Rock. To me, it is (or at least I think it is) this generation's This Is Spinal Tap. It's funny, it's kid-friendly with a touch of adult humor, and Jack Black is honestly fucking awesome.
While me and my friend talked about the movie, a couple of my other "friends" came up to me to put in their two cents about School of Rock and they thought the movie was overrated. Now, I have no problem with them having a dissenting opinion, but it was just the reason they gave for not liking School of Rock was so. FUCKING. stupid. it's not even funny.

"Like, Jack Black is funny and stuff but the soundtrack to the movie sucks. It's just a bunch of oldies shit. I mean, who LISTENS to that shit anymore?"

Then, they had the nerve to take it one step further, COMPLETLEY over the edge. They suggested that Paramount should make a movie like School of Rock, but replace Rock with cRap. Yes, they suggested that they make a RAP version of School of Rock. As if this generation wasn't already brainwashed by rap music already. They suggested that fucking LIL WAYNE play a retired rapper turned schoolteacher who essentially teaches the class how to make beats and freestyle rap. Imagine this, an entire classroom full of LITTLE KIDS "singing" shit like "YOLO", making millions, getting pussy, smoking weed, popping mollys, snorting crack, and having non consentual sex with underage girls.

I just fucking....THAT alone enraged me more than my "other friend" not liking classic rock music. I mean, what kind of self-respecting human being thinks its a good idea for SMALL CHILDREN to be going "YOLO, Money, Swag, Bitchez, Poppin' Mollys" and to look up to a guy (Lil Wayne) that claims to have KILLED two people?! These are two ACTUAL quotes from an interview with the fucker.

"I have four teardrops on my face and I have to look my mamma in her eye everyday. I can't lie to her..Fuck what they think..."

"I'm not gonna rap about you, man I will murder you, your family, your child, a newborn...I don't give a fuck."

This is what my generation WANTS the next generation to look up to? I'm honestly fucking terrified to have kids now, I don't want to have them grow up in a world where this type of fucking shit music is even MORE rampant and rock music is even more dead than it is now.

I can't even right now....

[Nickdfresh]

You really worry about other peoples' opinions way too much. If some dude wants to finger his asshole while listening to One Direction, then why give a fuck? Who cares? They are the ones that suffer. And there are plenty of people in my generation that have shit taste in music. Ever hear of a guy named Sammy Hagar? FFS, get your priorities in order...

[twonabomber]

Jack Black is overrated.

[Sensible Shoes]

School of rock was harmless, if lame.

[Igosplut]

If I was gonna live my life mirroring a movie I wouldda ran a car into two bulldozers AKA Vanishing point.......

[Seshmeister]

neration.
Today, I was talking to a couple of friends of mine about the movie School Of Rock with Jack Black. Now, I love School Of Rock. To me, it is (or at least I think it is) this generation's This Is Spinal Tap.

Well I feel sorry for your generation then because it's a long long way from Spinal Tap.

Why can't this generation's Spinal Tap just be Spinal Tap?

[fraroc]

Well I feel sorry for your generation then because it's a long long way from Spinal Tap.

Why can't this generation's Spinal Tap just be Spinal Tap?

I'm so NOT dissing Spinal Tap but I love School of Rock too. I'm talking more about the impact that it made in the early 2000s and how it's relative to Spinal Tap in the early to mid 1980s.

Or at least it was SUPPOSED to have that kind of impact, obviously not according to what happened today.

[vandeleur]

It's a movie who gives a shit what other people think .

[Angel]

Fine, I'll vent. Decided to go audition for a play because I'm Jonesing for theatre, even though I know the director is an idiot.

Cast in two roles. There are 2 pages of dislogue between the 1st character's exit and the 2nd one's entrance. That's maybe 4 minutes MAX.

I cannot change from Mrs. Fucking Santa Clause to a suburban housewife in that short amount of time! Fuck I hate stupid people!!!

[Sensible Shoes]

Depends on what the suburban housewife looks like.

[Satan]

Technically, Mrs. Claus could be considered a suburban housewife. The North Pole may seem like a long way away from any major metropolitan areas, but that's by road miles.

By sleigh it's about 5 minutes from Anchorage.

[Angel]

Depends on what the suburban housewife looks like.

Nothing like Mrs. Clause...

Technically, Mrs. Claus could be considered a suburban housewife. The North Pole may seem like a long way away from any major metropolitan areas, but that's by road miles.

By sleigh it's about 5 minutes from Anchorage.

THE North Pole is nowhere near Anchorage. You're thinking of North Pole, AK. The nearest inhabitants to North Pole are probably the Inuit in Alert, Nunavit.