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  • Satan
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Jan 2004
    • 6664
    #46
    Originally posted by Angel
    Nothing like Mrs. Clause...



    THE North Pole is nowhere near Anchorage. You're thinking of North Pole, AK. The nearest inhabitants to North Pole are probably the Inuit in Alert, Nunavit.
    No, I was thinking about the actual North Pole. The Inuits are closer, but their village probably isn't big enough to have "suburbs".

    Anchorage is 5 minutes away because reindeer fly pretty fast. (How else could Santa get worldwide deliveries done in one night??)
    Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

    Originally posted by Sockfucker
    I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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      • DrMaddVibe
        ROTH ARMY ELITE
        • Jan 2004
        • 6686
        #47
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM3SRG7D21Y



        Prolly don't want to leave it to them!
        http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...auders1zl5.gif
        http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c4...willywonka.gif

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          • sonrisa salvaje
            Veteran
            • Jun 2005
            • 2098
            #48
            I hate phrases that become popular that don't mean anything. One that comes to mind is "that is neither here nor there." Really? Well where the fuck is it?
            RIDE TO LIVE, LIVE TO RIDE
            LET `EM ROLL ONE MORE TIME

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              • Coyote
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Jan 2004
                • 8185
                #49
                Fuck my life. Everything seems to be slipping back to what it was some 5 years ago: I'm back in my hometown, hangin' around with the same assholes & losers.
                Except now I'm older, frustrated (thanks to one asshole spreading vitriolic rumors in order to snuff out my now non-existant gigs) and nearly everyone else is having kids or a stellar career.

                Which leads me to deduce that I'm in a Hell-like self-fulfilled prophecy which was spawned from my worst fears as a teen, as it perpetually brings me to my knees. Fuckin' yay.







































                But I ain't beaten yet. Bastards...
                Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                Originally posted by Seshmeister
                It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                  • PETE'S BROTHER
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 12678
                    #50
                    fuck 'em
                    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                      • jhale667
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 20929
                        #51
                        Stay on target...
                        Originally posted by conmee
                        If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                        That is all.

                        Icon.
                        Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                        I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                        Originally posted by Isaac R.
                        Then it's really true??

                        The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                        OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                        Originally posted by eddie78
                        I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                          • ZahZoo
                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 9208
                            #52
                            What a bunch of crybabies...

                            Use one of these on your vents...

                            "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                              • DrMaddVibe
                                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 6686
                                #53
                                Originally posted by sonrisa salvaje
                                I hate phrases that become popular that don't mean anything. One that comes to mind is "that is neither here nor there." Really? Well where the fuck is it?
                                Over yonder.

                                Sorry...it was just hanging up there waiting to be smacked outta the park.
                                http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...auders1zl5.gif
                                http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c4...willywonka.gif

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                                  • DrMaddVibe
                                    ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 6686
                                    #54
                                    Originally posted by ZahZoo
                                    What a bunch of crybabies...

                                    Use one of these on your vents...





                                    A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down...in a most peculiar way!!!!!
                                    http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...auders1zl5.gif
                                    http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c4...willywonka.gif

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                                      • Coyote
                                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 8185
                                        #55
                                        Originally posted by ZahZoo
                                        What a bunch of crybabies... ]
                                        False. THIS is a bunch of crybabies...

                                        Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                                        Originally posted by Seshmeister
                                        It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                                          • ZahZoo
                                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 9208
                                            #56
                                            Yes, I have an original 1968 Crybaby that I picked up in 72... takes a lickin and keeps on tickin...
                                            "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                                              • Coyote
                                                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 8185
                                                #57
                                                I bought mine a few years back...

                                                Original vs Classic, left the latter in the store.
                                                Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                                                Originally posted by Seshmeister
                                                It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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