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  • WARF
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 15347

    #61
    Von Diesel won't even drive his buggy 55!

    As a matter of face he gets tickets for driving too slow!

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    • Terry
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Jan 2004
      • 11968

      #62
      Things I learned from reading this thread:

      1) Paul Walker was a hack actor who deserved to die

      2) Vin Diesel is a cum-guzzling fairy who drives too slow

      3) Street racers who drive rice burners and liked The Fast and Furious movies
      are homo poser wannabes who should go fuck themselves, then fuck their mothers.

      4) Various members of this site either:
      a). have grossly overweight mothers
      b). would like to fuck said mothers
      or
      c). a). AND b).


      Talk about hair-triggers. Who would've thought a Paul Walker thread could have prompted such vitriol?
      Okay, at any rate, am off to fuck my grossly overweight mother.
      Scramby eggs and bacon.

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      • WARF
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 15347

        #63
        2) Vin Diesel is a cum-guzzling fairy who drives too slow
        I wasn't talking about Vin Diesel the shitty actor who co-starred with Fag Walker. I was talking about VON DIESEL the shitty webmaster of this site!

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        • DONNIEP
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Mar 2004
          • 13373

          #64
          I'll fuck somebody's mother! Just as long as she's not F A T!!!
          American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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          • DONNIEP
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Mar 2004
            • 13373

            #65
            Originally posted by WARF
            I wasn't talking about Vin Diesel the shitty actor who co-starred with Fag Walker. I was talking about VON DIESEL the shitty webmaster of this site!
            Von's a webbie here? Maybe he'll mod me and you!!
            American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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            • vandeleur
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Sep 2009
              • 9865

              #66
              Originally posted by DONNIEP
              I'll fuck somebody's mother! Just as long as she's not F A T!!!
              You sound like kristy, that's FATIST , you gotta bang the fatty's to ya fatist mother fucker oh
              fuck your fucking framing

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              • DONNIEP
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Mar 2004
                • 13373

                #67
                Originally posted by vandeleur
                You sound like kristy, that's FATIST , you gotta bang the fatty's to ya fatist mother fucker oh
                Hahaha!! I went from being a racist to a fatist! I'd say that's a step up! You know, I see these skinny dudes with these fat ass women all the time. Hell, maybe there's something to fucking those fat bitches!
                American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                • cadaverdog
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Aug 2007
                  • 8955

                  #68
                  Originally posted by WARF
                  I wasn't talking about Vin Diesel the shitty actor who co-starred with Fag Walker. I was talking about VON DIESEL the shitty webmaster of this site!
                  Just make sure you leave Baron Von Douchenozzle out of you discussion of homos with the name Von. Is Fag Walker related to......never mind.
                  Beware of Dog

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                  • vandeleur
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 9865

                    #69
                    The bigger the cushion the sweatier the pushing or something like that
                    fuck your fucking framing

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                    • Nitro Express
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 32798

                      #70
                      I don't know about the new Porsches but the old air cooled ones could be trouble if you didn't know what you were doing. The rear end had a nasty habit of swinging out on a curve and putting the car into a spin. I grew up when such cars were popular and we had a lot of windy mountain roads. I can remember several people wreaking their Porsches. One person who died in such a crash was our family dentist.
                      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                      • Von Halen
                        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                        • Dec 2003
                        • 7501

                        #71
                        Originally posted by DONNIEP
                        If that guy ain't a homo he damn sure should be. He looks like the poster boy for the NYC Gay Pride Parade!!
                        Quit picking on Fragile Cock.

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                        • Nitro Express
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 32798

                          #72
                          Originally posted by Seshmeister



                          On a positive note at least they didn't take anyone else with them.
                          For sale on Ebay. A life sized Porsche puzzle.
                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                          • Von Halen
                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                            • Dec 2003
                            • 7501

                            #73
                            Originally posted by WARF
                            Von Diesel won't even drive his buggy 55!
                            It'll barely go 70! Won't be a problem next year. New engine is on order!

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                            • DONNIEP
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 13373

                              #74
                              Originally posted by Von Halen
                              Quit picking on Fragile Cock.
                              Be nice or he'll send his dad to whip your ass!! Just as soon as he gets finished getting loaded and smacking the old lady around for burning his TV dinner! Man, I'd never leave home if life was that good!
                              American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                              • Von Halen
                                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                • Dec 2003
                                • 7501

                                #75
                                Originally posted by Nitro Express
                                I don't know about the new Porsches but the old air cooled ones could be trouble if you didn't know what you were doing. The rear end had a nasty habit of swinging out on a curve and putting the car into a spin. I grew up when such cars were popular and we had a lot of windy mountain roads. I can remember several people wreaking their Porsches. One person who died in such a crash was our family dentist.
                                This one was a 2005. The guy driving was a professional racer. They should have kept it on the track.

                                I truly believe those movies have been somewhat responsible for a lot of young people dying in those shitty ricer cars.

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