Life really is a precious thing...

[DONNIEP]

No, his buddy was driving like an asshole. And he was probably sitting there saying "Duuuudddde!!!" And then crash, bang, Western Sizzler time.

[Kristy]

Doesn't matter. When white trash dies, I celebrate.

[DONNIEP]

Doesn't matter. When white trash dies, I celebrate.

I get a boner when you talk like this...

[Kristy]

You need help.

[DONNIEP]

You need help.

Well, obviously.

[DLR Bridge]

There's no way they felt any fire!

I'm not so sure about that. Thurman Munson's plane slammed the ground pretty damn hard I'm sure and he actually survived the crash, just not the explosion that followed. The poor guy who survived no doubt suffers to this day from survivors guilt. Could you imagine trying to free somebody from a burning wreckage, but you end up giving up because of the scorching heat and the fact that the thing's about to blow? That's gotta be rough.

[cadaverdog]

St. Peter won't allow homosockuals through the Pearly Gates!

Did Ford/Satan tag you in or are you bucking for a disqualification?

[twonabomber]

Well, obviously.

Who here doesn't need help?

[cadaverdog]

Doesn't matter. When white trash dies, I celebrate.

I used to think you were funny but now I'm sure. Not funny ha ha. Funny mental. The high altitude must be making your brain shrink or something. I know it's not the pot.

[Kristy]

Apparently, it was H.A.A.R.P, toxic food, vaccines and the Illuminati Mafia that are responsible!

[ZahZoo]

Who here doesn't need help?

I'm good... thanks for asking!!

Go sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here...