DLRFags updates

[Angel]

Well damn. I guess you are right. They don't teach us shit down here.

We have Newfies with beer.

[Satan]

[cadaverdog]

What the fuck is DLRF? I don't believe I've ever heard of the place.

[WARF's Vagina]

now the place looks like a hangout for homos

0 members 15 guests

retro lounge = retro fags

[cadaverdog]

now the place looks like a hangout for homos

0 members 15 guests

retro lounge = retro fags

I'm sure you're an expert on homo hangouts. Any place you frequent is one.

[Seshmeister]

Isn't Canada known for the St Bernards that have whiskey around their neck and come save you in the snow? I love that.

In movies etc they were always shown with little barrels of brandy but it was actually a myth although they were used as rescue dogs in Switzerland.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/alcohol-warms-up.htm

Turns out, just one alcoholic drink could make you feel warmer, but it actually lowers your core body temperature.

How does alcohol employ this rule of opposites? Alcohol may make your skin feel warm, but this apparent heat wave is deceptive. A nip or two actually causes your blood vessels to dilate, moving warm blood closer to the surface of your skin, making you feel warmer temporarily. At the same time, however, those same veins pumping blood closer to the skin's surface cause you to lose core body heat - the heat you need to survive, especially if you're stuck in a snowdrift . This effect could lead to fatal hypothermia.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

https://www.google.com/search?q=st+bernard+with+whiskey&client=firefox-a&hs=A4i&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=poqvUqL2EI71oAS334HIDQ&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1422&bih=711#imgdii=_

all lies...

[ELVIS]

Maybe you should wear an alcohol bracelet to be safe...

[DONNIEP]

Maybe you should wear an alcohol bracelet to be safe...

They make those??

[ELVIS]

They who ??

[DONNIEP]

They who ??

Those little chinamen that make everything we buy now. Duh.

[Satan]

Yeah, but the Chinese alcohol bracelets come with that crappy Tsingtao beer, so I think I'll pass on those

[DONNIEP]

Yeah, but the Chinese alcohol bracelets come with that crappy Tsingtao beer, so I think I'll pass on those

Well, that's easy for you to say. It's not very likely you're gonna wind up stuck in a snow drift down there in hell. Up here we'll take what we can get when we're stuck in a ditch. Or when we don't feel like shoveling snow. Or when me and Warf wake up at 2 in the morning and decide to run wild. Ok, so mostly just when we come to at 2 am.

[Angel]

In movies etc they were always shown with little barrels of brandy but it was actually a myth although they were used as rescue dogs in Switzerland.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/alcohol-warms-up.htm

Turns out, just one alcoholic drink could make you feel warmer, but it actually lowers your core body temperature.

How does alcohol employ this rule of opposites? Alcohol may make your skin feel warm, but this apparent heat wave is deceptive. A nip or two actually causes your blood vessels to dilate, moving warm blood closer to the surface of your skin, making you feel warmer temporarily. At the same time, however, those same veins pumping blood closer to the skin's surface cause you to lose core body heat - the heat you need to survive, especially if you're stuck in a snowdrift . This effect could lead to fatal hypothermia.

I've known a couple of people that died walking home when drunk.

[DONNIEP]

I've known a couple of people that died walking home when drunk.

I'm just gonna sit back and watch the jokes pour in...