DLRFags updates

[vandeleur]

Just read post 6 again ,hats off to ya that's the post of the day .

[PETE'S BROTHER]

i thought warf was the old wino near the airport?

[DONNIEP]

Unless in the morning you look in to their eyes and say the immortal words ..... Give me my fucking watch back

No, I keep telling you - you gotta put your watch and wallet in the dead center of the mattress! That way she can't find it. And always make your hooker leave as soon as you're finished. There's nothing worse than waking up next to a hooker. Besides, they charge more for over niters.

[cadaverdog]

No such thing as a ugly hooker the correct term is ... Cheaper

Not true. Hookers used to patrol between the bowling alley and the cheap ass hotels in the town where I used to live and some of them bitches were more than ugly. They were fugly.

[WARF]

Absolutely! And we also have a new exciting contest that everyone's sure to enter - The DLRF Lost Weekend With Warf!

One fan will take the Roth Fans Greyhound Bus to an undisclosed location somewhere in the Eastern U.S. Before the lucky winner gets on the bus, we'll set you up with a Natural Ice 18 pack and 6 bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 so you can party your ass off before you meet the Mighty WARF! Once there, you'll take a shitty cab out to WARF's palatial mansion where you'll have to pick up the cab fare for you and WARF to hit the city for a night of wild debauchery! We'll throw in 37 dollars spending money and a huge bottle of penicillin. You'll get to hang back stage while WARF runs though his extensive list of 80s hits at the hottest bar on the strip - Karaokie Dokie! After that, you'll be whisked back to the WARF Mansion for a night of cocaine, cheap booze and hoes, all courtesy of your Master Charge Card! This will definitely be a weekend that you'll want to forget!!

For every 5 dollar donation, we'll put your name in a hat and when we make enough money off of this we'll draw the name of the lucky winner! So start donating today! Who knows - you might just be partying like a rock star this weekend with the World Famous WARF!!

*Roth Fans is in no way responsible for any damages or legal fines that may be incurred during the Lost Weekend With WARF. In the even that WARF can't be located, or if we can't wake him up, Roth Fans reserves the right to replace him with the old wino near the airport. Don't worry - you'll never know the difference.

Don't forget the $5 add on for premiere members. I'll also say throughout the night "I built the Roth Army" and many more WARFISMS!

[DONNIEP]

Don't forget the $5 add on for premiere members. I'll also say throughout the night "I built the Roth Army" and many more WARFISMS!

Dammit!! We should make a Warf doll with one of those pull strings! We could have the string coming out of your ass and when you pull it you get a random Warfism!! We'd make a fortune!!

[chefcraig]

Dammit!! We should make a Warf doll with one of those pull strings! We could have the string coming out of your ass and when you pull it you get a random Warfism!! We'd make a fortune!!

Fuck a flying duck. If I held onto some of that bizarre shit I was gifted with in the 1960s (notice the "pull-string"), I could have owned the planet at Amazon currently.

[WARF]

Dammit!! We should make a Warf doll with one of those pull strings! We could have the string coming out of your ass and when you pull it you get a random Warfism!! We'd make a fortune!!

***Pulls String***
I'm an original webmaster!

***Pulls String***
I'm in the video for she's the woman!

***Pulls String***
GOAT AND YOUR MOM merchandise coming soon!

***Pulls String***
Sorry about last night I was drunk!


LOL

[Mushroom]

***Pulls String***
I'm an original webmaster!

***Pulls String***
I'm in the video for she's the woman!

***Pulls String***
GOAT AND YOUR MOM merchandise coming soon!

***Pulls String***
Sorry about last night I was drunk!


LOL

Classic, I'm jealous

[cadaverdog]

Absolutely! And we also have a new exciting contest that everyone's sure to enter - The DLRF Lost Weekend With Warf!

One fan will take the Roth Fans Greyhound Bus to an undisclosed location somewhere in the Eastern U.S. Before the lucky winner gets on the bus, we'll set you up with a Natural Ice 18 pack and 6 bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 so you can party your ass off before you meet the Mighty WARF! Once there, you'll take a shitty cab out to WARF's palatial mansion where you'll have to pick up the cab fare for you and WARF to hit the city for a night of wild debauchery! We'll throw in 37 dollars spending money and a huge bottle of penicillin. You'll get to hang back stage while WARF runs though his extensive list of 80s hits at the hottest bar on the strip - Karaokie Dokie! After that, you'll be whisked back to the WARF Mansion for a night of cocaine, cheap booze and hoes, all courtesy of your Master Charge Card! This will definitely be a weekend that you'll want to forget!!

For every 5 dollar donation, we'll put your name in a hat and when we make enough money off of this we'll draw the name of the lucky winner! So start donating today! Who knows - you might just be partying like a rock star this weekend with the World Famous WARF!!

*Roth Fans is in no way responsible for any damages or legal fines that may be incurred during the Lost Weekend With WARF. In the even that WARF can't be located, or if we can't wake him up, Roth Fans reserves the right to replace him with the old wino near the airport. Don't worry - you'll never know the difference.

I'll give you 5 bucks to keep me out of this contest.

[TFM_Dale]

***Pulls String***
I'm an original webmaster!

***Pulls String***
I'm in the video for she's the woman!

***Pulls String***
GOAT AND YOUR MOM merchandise coming soon!

***Pulls String***
Sorry about last night I was drunk!


LOL

This is the post of the day lol

[Von Halen]

Fuck a flying duck. If I held onto some of that bizarre shit I was gifted with in the 1960s (notice the "pull-string"), I could have owned the planet at Amazon currently.

Unfortunately Chef, the great internet has taken a lot of the value of collectability away. My Mom has some Beatles stuff that she has had since she was young, and of course I saw dollar signs when she told me I could have it. I hate the Beatles, and was counting on them to provide me with cash to blow on other stupid shit. I started researching online, and found it wasn't that valuable! Mainly because of the internet, and the ease to find this shit these days. You used to have to get lucky, like the American Pickers guys. But today, for the most part, you can sit down at your computer and find just about whatever you want, unless it is super rare, in a matter of minutes. Crazy.

[Von Halen]

***Pulls String***
I'm an original webmaster!

***Pulls String***
I'm in the video for she's the woman!

***Pulls String***
GOAT AND YOUR MOM merchandise coming soon!

***Pulls String***
Sorry about last night I was drunk!


LOL

Too fucking funny WARF!

It's a shame others are too fucking stupid to laugh at themselves like that.

[ZahZoo]

i thought warf was the old wino near the airport?

No, that would be Von Halen...

[Seshmeister]

Unfortunately Chef, the great internet has taken a lot of the value of collectability away. My Mom has some Beatles stuff that she has had since she was young, and of course I saw dollar signs when she told me I could have it. I hate the Beatles, and was counting on them to provide me with cash to blow on other stupid shit. I started researching online, and found it wasn't that valuable! Mainly because of the internet, and the ease to find this shit these days. You used to have to get lucky, like the American Pickers guys. But today, for the most part, you can sit down at your computer and find just about whatever you want, unless it is super rare, in a matter of minutes. Crazy.

In the same way in the olden times there was always a chance that you might pick up a great guitar from a charity shop or pawnbrokers because some old guy didn't know what they had whereas now they can price things exactly after 5 minutes on Google.