i didnt know the words :D
DLRFags updates
Collapse
X
-
Comment
-
Comment
-
Tons of them as a matter of fact. I lived in The Phillipines for three months after my ship ran one of our subs over. I tried to bang every hooker there but it wasn't possible. I'd bang every hooker in town and they'd bring a new batch in to replace them.Beware of DogComment
-
If you want pictures look up USS Leftwich DD 984 collides with USS Thomas Edison in November 1982. I was in the wardroom cleaning up after breakfast when it felt like we ran aground. I had an outside the ship general quarters station and I had to tell the Captain what I saw because I was the only person outside that could see behind the ship. After it surfaced and pulled along side of us the Captain of the Sub flipped off the Captain of my ship. I found out a few years ago we were doing 30 knotts when we hit the sub but we we're supposed to be staying under 10 knotts for the exercise. The Captain of my ship's dad was a hero in WW II so he got a pass. Dad had a whole class of ships named after him.Beware of DogComment
-
Comment
-
"Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013
Comment
-
I've heard that most of the hookers in the Phillpines have "optional equipment". Is that why you switched to socks?
Eternally Under the Authority of Satan
Originally posted by SockfuckerI've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.Comment
-
They might now. That's what was happening down Mexico way last time I went down there. You could pick up a female off the street but the bars were filled with transformers. They had more than meets the eye. I stopped into my favorite two for one margarita bar to prime myself for a quickee with some light brown sugar. The bartender remembered me from my occasional trips south of the border and told me not to go into any of the clubs on Revolution because all the chicks had dicks in them. The dog don't swing that way. I headed over to the part of town I normally would have avoided to find the chicks without dicks. Once I got there there was plenty of real woman to serve the entire US Navy at one time. I found one that didn't look to worn out and tended to business. I haven't been back there since. It's not safe anymore. Not just the transvestites or the various diseases you might catch. You might get shot. Fuck that.Beware of DogComment
-
Comment





Comment