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I can't wait for the day when you old fucks start showing signs of Alzheimers so I can put you all away in homes.
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Ah, you'll be right there with us. It'll be like a reunion - except we won't remember half the shit that went down here.American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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If Don was into chronic masturbation which I know he is. He would have a Fleshlight instead of a flashlight. Now if the makers of that lame jerkoff tool had any brains, they would put some LED's in it so you could actually use it as a flashlight. Hell put a tazer in it as well.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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I'm going to put an Infowars sticker on my truck and get an AR-15 covered in tactical rails all over it. Then I'm going to hang a bunch of junk on the rails like lazers, Aim Point sights, Fleshlights, and iPhones. Then I'm going to get about 3,000 rounds of .223 ammo, a big bundle of toilet paper and a pallet of pork and beans and live in a cave figuring out how to run a Harbor Freight generator off of methane gas generated by the pork and beans.One hell of an interesting read written by sociologist Niki Lisa Cole
Oh, and listen to Project Censored which is a lot like InfoWars only without the mental illness, the gun nuts, the teabaggin, cocksucking Libertardians and that annoying F A T fuck himself who tends it steal from Project Censored. In other words, REAL media. Or don't listen. See if I care. Be a fucking asshole. Most of you are already.
Enjoy and have a crummy day.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Right. Because who would ever think of using a phone as a phone?Comment
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True point...
95% of my cell phone usage is as a phone.
But see I quit smoking over a year ago... but when I smoked I always had a lighter with me. Which can serve as an alternative light source. I never gave much thought of the phone as much beyond a phone until I discovered the flashlight function, plus I've always got it with me. Drop something and it rolls under a piece of furniture or try to read a menu in a dimly lit restaurant... all of a sudden I've got a handy tool!!
Why are you so grumpy Kristy? Did the vibrate feature on your phone quit working?"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”Comment
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Believe or not, Wal-Mart Poster Boy, I don't have a cell phone. More of a pain in the ass then what they are worth. Texting is for assholes, endless apps for the chronically unfuckable, family plans for the mentally ill and "4G coverage" for the gullible. If I want to talk to some asshole over something I'll pick up a land line and call that miserable idiot. I don't need to know their Facecrook status or the latest Katy Perry tune.
Cell phones are for assholes. End of story.Comment
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I would add to that: they style themselves as a forward-thinking, post-modern company but clearly treat their workers (at least the non-white ones) like utter shit.
Fuckers like this have gotten to me now. I no longer use Google since their CEO bragged about not paying tax in the UK; and I'll never, ever own an Iphone. The only thing these corporations understand is $$$, and if lots of people move away from them then they will change.The Power Of The Riff Compels MeComment
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