2015 Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat

[ELVIS]

Yeah that's right...

You would need good credit and a drivers license to do such a thing...

My bad...

[ELVIS]

:seshelle:

[ELVIS]

Check this out...

[Nickdfresh]

Yeah that's right...

You would need good credit and a drivers license to do such a thing...

My bad...

I have both, fuckwit. I'm pretty sure you don't, but maybe your wife and her daddy do?

[Von Halen]

Locked and loaded, motherfuckers.

Any of you fuckers that don't like pure Big 3 muscle, and want to drive faggit hybrids and shit, get the fuck out of the way. Pure unadulterated motherfucking internal combustion horsepower is getting ready to run your lame asses over!

[Nickdfresh]

LOL

How many of these things are they making, anyways? How rare are they?

[twonabomber]

Dodge says they are not limiting production. Hellcats for everyone! Hellcat all the things!

[Nickdfresh]

I'm going to buy a Hellcat, drive to Lousyana, and do a burnout on Elvis' bunker swamp lawn!

[ELVIS]

I'll be here, and dinner's on me...

BTW, I just read that fifty percent of all 2015 Challenger orders are for the hellcat...

I'd say it's one of the most anticipated muscle cars ever...

The only bad thing is that it overshadows the awesome Scat Pack 392 R/T...

[Kristy]

Detroit hasn't built a muscle car since 1973. That Hellcat piece of shit is just a sad commentary on Detroit nostalgia.

[Von Halen]

Detroit hasn't built a muscle car since 1973. That Hellcat piece of shit is just a sad commentary on Detroit nostalgia.

Really? What muscle car did Detroit build in 1973?

I can promise you, that Hellcat would make even your panties wet.

[ELVIS]

Typical progressive bed wetting bullshit...

[Nickdfresh]

Don't talk about Von like that!

[ELVIS]

No, I meant the queer...

[Nickdfresh]

What? Von's queer?