An internet date for Shoes

[vandeleur]

Hahaha

[Sensible Shoes]

Did you fuck him?

What do you expect when you meet someone from Ashleymadison.com?

NO I didn't fuck him. I know you find that hard to believe.

And I shudder to ask, but what the hell is Ashleymadison.com?

[ELVIS]

Oh.

Is that because we are becoming too much a pussified politically correct nation?

No, not at all...

For out of the heart come evil intentions, murder, adultery, fornication, theft, false witness, slander...

These are what defile a person...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Married women ain't that hot , at least mines not ..... I keed

mine is! but then the flash subsides...

[Von Halen]

And I shudder to ask, but what the hell is Ashleymadison.com?

I think that's the dating site specifically for married people that want to cheat. I have heard the ads on the radio. The guy that owns it is a zillionaire because of it. Hard to believe that many people are cheating, huh Elvis?

[Nitro Express]

You know the people who use that site are a bunch of bow wows looking for a fling of excitement in their mundane boring lives. Good looking people don't need websites to cheat. Hell they probably just cyber fuck each other like we do here.

[DONNIEP]

Married women are the best - they go home.

[DLR Bridge]

Hard to believe that many people are cheating, huh Elvis?

Sure don't make it right.

[Nitro Express]

No, not at all...

For out of the heart come evil intentions, murder, adultery, fornication, theft, false witness, slander...

These are what defile a person...

Yup. It's starts with lies and then theft and then adultery. The next thing you know everyone is swimming in green Jello full of baby parts.

[Von Halen]

For out of the heart come evil intentions, murder, adultery, fornication, theft, false witness, slander...

Who told you that?

The Easter Bunny?
Santa Claus?
God?
The Tooth Fairy?
Jesus?
Some random MEN that wrote a book of bullshit gossip, and you choose to believe it?
Frosty The Snowman?

Do you approve of the fact that Adam and Eve's kids were fucking each other Elvis? Because according to your book, that's the only way the population could have grown, since they were the only two living human beings. Did they marry each other too? There must have been an awful lot of fucking going on, to get this kind of population we have today. And I bet it was only married people having incestuous sex. I wonder how in the hell all the people of color came about?

Elvis, are kids in "Heaven", still kids? If one gets reunited with their family in "Heaven", at what age are they reunited? If I get reunited with my Wife in "Heaven", will she then be much younger than me, since she died before me? Or will she be stuck with an old man? If an infant dies, will it stay an infant for eternity when it is reunited in "Heaven" with its parents?

Just curious.

[Von Halen]

Sure don't make it right.

Is that what you've been brainwashed to believe?

Maybe it is right. Maybe it isn't. What makes you right, and so many others, wrong?

What's the divorce rate in this Country now?

[Susie Q]

I just ended a two year relationship where we met on a internet dating site. It don't matter if it's online or someone in your back yard. It's a crap shoot each time.

[Susie Q]

When the Times right Shoes....you got this!! The person will present themselves...In the meantime, enjoy yourself!! I know, I'm gonna...

[DLR Bridge]

Is that what you've been brainwashed to believe?

Maybe it is right. Maybe it isn't. What makes you right, and so many others, wrong?

What's the divorce rate in this Country now?

Brainwashed??!! Are you familiar with the term wedding vows? Sheesh Von. Stick with posting cool live pics of VH from back in the day.

[Nitro Express]

Eve ate the apple and then everyone fucked, fucked, fucked. God commanded to be fruitful and multiply. Everyone was fucking everyone and everything. Then the flood happened and wiped out the whole horny mess except for a few "chosen ones" and then in time Moses put down the law and it was fuck your spouse only.

See all things happen on God's timeline. He allows orgy porgy when it is needed and reels it in when its not.