Bond 24 - Spectre

[Anonymous]

I think it's a given that certain bonds were a little bit more forceful than others, not quite " I like my women like I like my shopping , in plastic bags in the boot of my car" but you know what I mean

[Anonymous]

Ah, now it all makes sense!

[Seshmeister]

Yes, I know. And Barbara Bach was insanely hot. But stand her next to Britt and say which one and I'm on top of Britt faster than you can say Nick Nack!

I love the story Roger tells of Nick Nack(Hervé Villechaize) who was a randy bastard in real life and used to go whoring most nights.

He said to Maud Adams 'One night I weel come to your room in the middle of de night and make passionate love to you'.
Adams replies 'If you do that Hervé and then I find out later that you did, I'll break your neck'.

[Seshmeister]

I think it's a given that certain bonds were a little bit more forceful than others, not quite " I like my women like I like my shopping , in plastic bags in the boot of my car" but you know what I mean

Well yeah Connery did rape the lesbianism right out of Pussy Galore, no mean feat.

In SPECTRE any time a woman has a close relative die, they get an overwhelming urge to fuck Bond so it's not really rapey just taking advantage of grieving people.

[Anonymous]

I'm just laughing myself to tears watching you old sick fucks bending over backwards to excuse the behaviour of "pussy magnet" 007!

I suppose if you rape a woman, you're a rapist... rape them all... you're a sex god!

[Von Halen]

I'm just laughing myself to tears watching you old sick fucks bending over backwards to excuse the behaviour of "pussy magnet" 007!

I suppose if you rape a woman, you're a rapist... rape them all... you're a sex god!

Matt Helm never had to rape the bitches!

[Anonymous]

Matt Helm never had to rape the bitches!

Well, that automatically makes Matt Helm a shitload of a lot better than Double-O Rapist James Bond.

Now, who the fuck is Matt Helm?

[DONNIEP]

Well yeah Connery did rape the lesbianism right out of Pussy Galore, no mean feat.

I'm gonna have to rewatch that one cause I don't think the lesbian angle was played up anywhere near what it was in the book. Seems like the only overt reference in the movie is Pussy wearing a Rolex 6542, which was a man's watch, but since she was a pilot it would make sense for her to be wearing a GMT.

[DONNIEP]

Matt Helm was a spy played by Dino, one of the coolest guys that ever lived.

[DONNIEP]

This is Matt Helm:



Now those are proper Spy Whores!!

[Von Halen]

Now, who the fuck is Matt Helm?

What a homo!

Go read a wizards and warriors book, Imaco Cklicker!

[Nickdfresh]

Well yeah Connery did rape the lesbianism right out of Pussy Galore, no mean feat.

In SPECTRE any time a woman has a close relative die, they get an overwhelming urge to fuck Bond so it's not really rapey just taking advantage of grieving people.

It's been a shitload of years since I read it but I think there is something in the book that was more about him seducing Pussy with his lesbian-destroying manliness they could only imply on film. But ironically, I think she says she wasn't really a full blown lesbian but hated men because she was enslaved and repeatedly raped as a teen and became a pseudo-dike out of anger. Bond then transforms her back to full blown bi when he shows her what a dick Goldfinger is...

[Nickdfresh]

And here is the real ultimate spy you homos!!

[Seshmeister]

It's been a shitload of years since I read it but I think there is something in the book that was more about him seducing Pussy with his lesbian-destroying manliness they could only imply on film. But ironically, I think she says she wasn't really a full blown lesbian but hated men because she was enslaved and repeatedly raped as a teen and became a pseudo-dike out of anger. Bond then transforms her back to full blown bi when he shows her what a dick Goldfinger is...

It's difficult to come away from reading the books without thinking that Fleming really didn't like women.

[Anonymous]

What a homo!

Go read a wizards and warriors book

I WILL!

I found a great one. It has Fabio on the cover.

Imaco Cklicker!

If you say so.