Bond 24 - Spectre

[DONNIEP]

For being around...50?

Why she's more than half the age of most of you around here.

Please say you hate her too

[Kristy]

No, we go way back, actually.

We were in 'Nam together.

[Hardrock69]

Krusty & Monica......ripping off their army green pants and tight white t-shirts....to make hot, drooling, lesbian love on the cheap army cot in the crummy little army tent in the jungle some place on the Me Kong Delta.

Never get off the fucking boat...

[twonabomber]

China Beach? Dana Delany?

[Hardrock69]

YES! LIKE THAT!

Dany Delaney is so fucking hot.

Oh god.....

[vandeleur]

Fuck that .. Keep going hard rock

[DONNIEP]

Yall can have her.

[Hardrock69]

Really?

We can?

Where is she? I always wanted to own her.

[Kristy]

This girl is hot.

[Seshmeister]

For being around...50?

Why she's more than half the age of most of you around here.

I was around the age you are now when I started posting here, here's the bad news time speeds exponentially as you get older and it's continually surprising in a bad way.

The only slight defence against it I find is to hang around with people a little older than yourself as being the 'kid' of even a bunch of old farts is softens the blow but I see you are doing that already...

I would have thought a progressive girl like yourself would be fully supportive of Monica being the oldest ever Bond girl at 50 - the second youngest was Pussy Galore 40 years ago who was about 37.

The next Bond will be the first to be younger than me and that's already upsetting.

[Kristy]

I would have thought a progressive girl like yourself would be fully supportive of Monica being the oldest ever Bond girl at 50 - the second youngest was Pussy Galore 40 years ago who was about 37.

It's not the age factor that I care about. I see more as a positive angle since so much of what centers around these boring Bond movies is bland (s)exploitation of women - particularity young women. Craig is no spring chicken himself and maybe the producers of this film are catching up with the times that many in pop culture are aging but my problem is...Monica is not that great of an actress. She was painful to watch in that Matrix shit. But then again, that whole trilogy was painful to watch. Others of [her] generation could fair better in this film besides her.

[Seshmeister]

Weird - I was about to call you out on Bellucci's acting and checked IMDB only to realize I haven't actually seen her in very much. She seems to do populist trash that I don't watch plus art house foreign language stuff which I also rarely see.

I only ever managed most of the first Matrix movie. I totally get people not being fans of Bond movies, I think Casino Royale is objectively a good film but at this point most of the older stuff is of it's time. I've been revisiting them over the last few months for nostalgic reasons and they always reflect their times.

Looking at them now there is some seriously weird stuff. In Thunderball Bond is at a health spa and propositions the female member of staff which is bad to start with, she resists saying absolutely not I don't want to have sex with you. A villain creeps in and sets the traction machine he is on to 'super dangerous kill you level'. We'll skip over why you would have a 'super dangerous kill you level' on a piece of gym equipment. Anyhoo this makes Sean Bond black-out prior to death we assume. He is awoken by the aforementioned attractive female spa worker who saves his life and releases him while apologizing for what has happened. Bond replies saying that if she now agrees to have sex with him he won't report her and make her lose her job. Cut to him post rape/sex as he leaves her with the line 'See you later'.





This is stuff that is just too dark for Austin Powers to go there, top 3 Bond rape...

The thing is that this is the closest to the original books Bond you get. The Bond of the books is a nasty bastard reflecting the author who was not a nice guy at all.

Of course I'm saying all of this as big James Bond fan.

[BITEYOASS]

Lea Seydoux is in the cast! Oh I am definitely going to see this new bond movie!

[vandeleur]

Never heard of her so checked her out , most of her pics are of her looking very young ?. Think I will stick with the old mans crumpet of Monica

[DONNIEP]

In Thunderball Bond is at a health spa and propositions the female member of staff which is bad to start with...................

Bond replies saying that if she now agrees to have sex with him he won't report her and make her lose her job. Cut to him post rape/sex as he leaves her with the line 'See you later'.

Sesh - have you turned completely gay? I mean, it's ok if you have, but don't take down James Fucking Bond with you.

First off, you always proposition every semi hot chick you meet. Whether it's overt or subtle.

Second, the nurse was all smiles and sexy acting when he hit her up for some post near-death-experience poontang.

Now, the kiss out of the blue that she resisted is over the top. Even I've never tried that. Maybe that's what I'm doing wrong...