Bond 24 - Spectre

[Anonymous]

Hahahaha, not rapey enough!

[Anonymous]

Invisible cars ..... Ima I fully support you in your despair at the lack of "class" shown in this thread.

Bah, Vonnie & Don are proud Amerikaners. You know what that means... their speech is mostly comprised of "Oogh oogh, big stick go boom! Much good strong man. And God created the Earth."

[DONNIEP]

Bah, Vonnie & Don are proud Amerikaners. You know what that means... their speech is mostly comprised of "Oogh oogh, big stick go boom! Much good strong man. And God created the Earth."

Just for that I ain't gonna let you shoot the Rebel AR. And speaking of God, here's my favorite Bible verse - I carry it with me daily:

[Seshmeister]

Exploding pens. And one that shot an explosive round. And only Scaramanga had a flying car. Which I can overlook since he had one of the hottest women that ever lived in his trunk:



And to think, Bond locked her in a closet!! Homo!!!!

Just to clarify what happened in that scene. Bond is about to do her but Scaramanga's mistress Andrea Anders knocks the door so he sticks Britt in the closet. He then pins Anders on the floor and keeps molesting and kissing her until eventually she gives her consent(classic Bond seduction technique). After forcing her to sit in the closet all night listening to him fuck Anders he lets her out in the morning saying 'Don't worry your time will come'.
And it does.

[DONNIEP]

Just to clarify what happened in that scene. Bond is about to do her but Scaramanga's mistress Andrea Anders knocks the door so he sticks Britt in the closet. He then pins Anders on the floor and keeps molesting and kissing her until eventually she gives her consent(classic Bond seduction technique). After forcing her to sit in the closet all night listening to him fuck Anders he lets her out in the morning saying 'Don't worry your time will come'.
And it does.

Yes, I know. And Barbara Bach was insanely hot. But stand her next to Britt and say which one and I'm on top of Britt faster than you can say Nick Nack!

[Anonymous]

He then pins Anders on the floor and keeps molesting and kissing her until eventually she gives her consent(classic Bond seduction technique).

Uh... seduction technique... right...

I'll just... head on to another thread, then.

Not rapey enough, you said, right Vandy? I suppose that means the others are "a bit more" rapey.

Ok, then.

[Von Halen]

Yes, I know. And Barbara Bach was insanely hot. But stand her next to Britt and say which one and I'm on top of Britt faster than you can say NickDNack!

I fixed it for you.

[Von Halen]

Just for that I ain't gonna let you shoot the Rebel AR. And speaking of God, here's my favorite Bible verse - I carry it with me daily:

I still say you should have put this on there, as spoken by the great Jules in Pulp Fiction.

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

[DONNIEP]

Uh... seduction technique... right...

I'll just... head on to another thread, then.

Not rapey enough, you said, right Vandy? I suppose that means the others are "a bit more" rapey.

Ok, then.

Look, if you're a hot chick and your boyfriend is an assassin and you show up to Bond's room to continue your ruse so you can get Bond to kill your boyfriend then you know you're gonna get fucked. You might put up a fight, but you know what's gonna go down before you knock on that door. I mean, you didn't expect Bond to say "Ok, I'll do it. But you gotta suck on this first."

And how the hell did I get Maud Adams' name mixed up with Barbara Bach? It must have been that damn Dildo Baggins song...

[vandeleur]

Uh... seduction technique... right...

I'll just... head on to another thread, then.

Not rapey enough, you said, right Vandy? I suppose that means the others are "a bit more" rapey.

Ok, then.

Come on rapey stands your honour ,sesh said about to do her

[DONNIEP]

I still say you should have put this on there, as spoken by the great Jules in Pulp Fiction.

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

Von - it's an M&P - not a goddamn Desert Eagle lol! There ain't enough room for all that! Even though it is cool.

[DONNIEP]

Come on rapey stands your honour ,sesh said about to do her

Rapey is not the same as raping. Perhaps forceful would sit better with Izzy.

[vandeleur]

I think it's a given that certain bonds were a little bit more forceful than others, not quite " I like my women like I like my shopping , in plastic bags in the boot of my car" but you know what I mean

[DONNIEP]

I think it's a given that certain bonds were a little bit more forceful than others, not quite " I like my women like I like my shopping , in plastic bags in the boot of my car" but you know what I mean

And these are not "innocent" women we're talking about. Half the time they're trying to kill him or they're working for the enemy. It's not like he's riding around in a van handing out free candy.

[Anonymous]

Rapey is not the same as raping. Perhaps forceful would sit better with Izzy.

Forceful.

Look, I'm well aware that some women like to be dominated, but holding one under you against her will until you're inside her is probably not what they have in mind.

Where's the line, then? Do you think "Well, she came into my room & all the holes around her orifices were wide open, so that obviously meant she was willing to fuck. I know she said no & even scratched my face, but no means yes with women" will hold up in court?

I know it's only a character, but he's supposed to be the good guy! "Suck on this" is acceptable. "Shut up, I'm gonna fuck you no matter what you say or do" is dubious, at the very least.