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The Sheep Pen
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Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.Comment
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This must be a popular song in the Southern Hemisphere...
The Sheep Song
(to the tune of "Scotland the Brave")
Pass me a whiskey, Mother,
I'm feelin' frisky, Mother,
I need a sheep to keep me warm
Through the night.
I need a lover, Mother,
No, not my brother, Mother,
I need a sheep to keep me warm
Through the night.
Hamsters won't make it, Mother,
They just can't take it, Mother,
I need a sheep to keep me warm,
Through the night.
Owls, bears, and other critters,
They only give me jitters,
I need a sheep to keep me warm,
Through the night.
Sheep never talk about it,
They never even doubt it,
I need a sheep to keep me warm,
Through the night.
Hand me that lanollyn*,
It's better than flannel linen,
I need a sheep to keep me warm,
Through the night.
I need a beast, Dear Mother,
No, not the priest dear Mother,
I need a sheep to keep me warm,
Through the night.
Bring me a sheep, Dear Mother,
Slip it beneath the covers,
Ma Tech may rule the grades,
But Psi U's depraved."If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”Comment
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