The Sheep Pen

[diamondsgirl]

Re: Grabbing my Cyber Raid yet AGAIN!

Originally posted by Switch84
Roth Broad, give it up. This one's as hopeless as a German chocolate cake at an Overeater's Anonymous meeting! Some folks just don't know when to say WHEN! What number are we on now with this pathetic attention-whore sick "alias" game?

Go away, Fab/Flab/Ombre-whatever-the-fuck/Dave hater! We get it, you don't like Roth, so stop infecting Roth sites! Hagar has sites you can hang out at, and you'll be in a more receptive environment. And I'm more than 1000% percent sure Davy Baby's not crying in his Cristal because some anonymous nutcase doesn't like him.

Find some solace in your life. Go talk to a Priest, Rabbi, Imam, Dr. Phil, WHATEVER! There's obviously an empty place in your soul that you pathetically try to fill by compulsively ranting on mediums that are supposed to be fun (and is for many of us that aren't mentally twisted.) FOR REAL.....GET SOME HELP!

I know I should give it up, huh? But, nahhhh. She has reached a new level of despicable on this board. Banning her is not working so maybe a good old fashioned ass kicking will.

Switch, you rock like no other! :D

[Switch84]

Re: Re: Grabbing my Cyber Raid yet AGAIN!

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I know I should give it up, huh? But, nahhhh. She has reached a new level of despicable on this board. Banning her is not working so maybe a good old fashioned ass kicking will.

Switch, you rock like no other! :D

:bottle: You do too, Roth Broad!

DAVE OR THE GRAVE (Borrowing a line from Matt White, LOL!)

[diamondsgirl]

Re: Re: Re: Grabbing my Cyber Raid yet AGAIN!

LMAO @ Cyber Raid

[Rikk]

It took me bloody half an hour to find these quotes...and there are more. I have something like eighty anti-Dave, anti-Army quotes. She'll tell you they are irrelevant...but she keeps bitching about both Dave and the Army up 'til the moment she's banned from the Links. Only then does she stop. If you still want to defend her or think this is a witchhunt, read this:

FAB posted at the Links: "IMO- Dave will be make it more like a BEACH BOYS reunion then a Journey reunion. Like a big JOKE. Originality? He's been using the same material since 1976 and it's old! I'm so tired of the Sammy is fat thing. He gained a lil weight a few years back but he's trimed down alot since then. I like his new look. He continues to change and it suits his age and shows that he's not stuck in character. Dave wants to be what he was so badly that it's PATHETIC. What will Dave bring? Greif! Chaos! Let Downs! Drama! More of the same... Oh I'm sure he'll bring the Coke too (SNIF)... Oh and bottle of Jack to shake all over the front row. Let's not forget SPANDEX and Grecians formula in Platinum blonde...."

A poll, HAGAR vs. ROTH. Without hesitation, FAB posted: "Wham Bam! I pick...HAGAR!" In fact, FAB set up this poll to prove to the Links that Dave isn't as popular as people say: "Lets find out...I'll set up a pole... I'm sure it's been done but still..." BTW, FAB, that's 'poll'.

"David Lee Roth = Bob Barker"

"The chicken dance? Why would this be so weird at a Roth concert?"

"I'm not the one who said anything about his sexuality. I do think it's a possibility though, and if he were, I wouldn't care... I still wouldn't buy his CD!"

"Gary WAS NOT Gay!"

Okay, so Gary was not gay, but Dave was? You protect Gary's sexuality, but make up shit about Dave's?

And how about this...did you even like the Army?: "Relax Ineeda... Brett can handle his business just fine and always has... he runs a good place here and it appears that he has the Army pegged for exactly what it is..."

"Don't tell me about the Army. Those idiots are delusional."

"Awww come on, We all know that it was the bro's who pulled the plug on THAT reunion attempt, not Dave. His presentation of HIMSELF during that breif period of time in which a reunion was being considered is what made it a no go not the fact that he wasn't kissing major VH butt."

"Interesting! Cuz I heard that Sammy said Dave was Tinkey Winkey, the GAY one..."

"Someone needs to hand Dave a floor length mirror..."

"I've seen his act and thats enough for ME! Sorry but IMO seeing Dave sing classic VH w/o the brothers again is like watching a movie you love over and over again. After awhile you just get tired of it, know it by heart and it get less and less entertaining."

"Dave is a marketing master! He knows mentioning EVH or anything VH related will keep his name circulating! It is the ONLY thing that DLR can say or do that makes him "NEWSWORTHY"... He has been riding the VH coat tails for years now and makes a career out of doing it just right."

This was FAB's signature at the Links: "EVH- We could go out there and make a killing on tour with Roth but we're not a nostalgia band. I would never just take somebody's money for playing old songs to bring back memories. I'm sure a lot of fans of the band would love to see it-but some things are better left to memory.
Guitar World 1997"

There's plenty more where this came from. That's one third of what I was able to collect in half an hour. The more FAB posts, the more I'll post this stuff.

Any questions, Guwapo? Any questions, class?

[Switch84]

You pretty much covered it, Rikk!

:bottle: No questions here. I KNOW she's a female 'Norman Bates-got -her-Dedd-Grannie-Fannie's-mummified-corpse-in-the-attic' nutjob! It IS Halloween time, and the ghouls and goblins are out in full force. In her case, she's probably secretly donning spandex, a shoulder-length blonde wig, and failing miserably at hitting the high notes in her pathetic-assed Dave scream-a-thon.

Dave didn't wanna fuck her; she's never gotten over the crushing rejection.Come ON, ya just know she went to a concert with an attractive pal and wasn't picked to hang with the band (Dave specifically) backstage, but her pretty friend was. That was probably between 81-84 and the bitch has been pissed off ever since.

This one for that FLABBY ASS SHADOW....

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rikk
DG is beautiful, ain't she?

BEYOND Beautiful!!!!

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by MAX
BEYOND Beautiful!!!!

DG is great.. a good friend and a loyal Roth supporter. An asset and great ambassador for this website.

[guwapo_rocker]

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Who's going to see DAVE Thursday???

[rustoffa]

Re: You pretty much covered it, Rikk!

Originally posted by Switch84
:bottle: No questions here. I KNOW she's a female 'Norman Bates-got -her-Dedd-Grannie-Fannie's-mummified-corpse-in-the-attic' nutjob! It IS Halloween time, and the ghouls and goblins are out in full force. In her case, she's probably secretly donning spandex, a shoulder-length blonde wig, and failing miserably at hitting the high notes in her pathetic-assed Dave scream-a-thon.

Dave didn't wanna fuck her; she's never gotten over the crushing rejection.Come ON, ya just know she went to a concert with an attractive pal and wasn't picked to hang with the band (Dave specifically) backstage, but her pretty friend was. That was probably between 81-84 and the bitch has been pissed off ever since.

This one for that FLABBY ASS SHADOW....

BUWAHHAHAHAHA! Switch layin' the smack down!

[Matt White]

WOW! The SOTW isn't so biosterous after getting sheared. Alright vanhagarcrock, quit annoying your fellow SHEEP. Your running out of places to hang!

[MAX]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Who's going to see DAVE Thursday???

Put your TEEF back in old nerd!!!! Seen Ol' DLR many more times than your punkass!!!!

One and in comes the two to the motherfucking three then comes the MAXI to the other fucking I'm playing hamstaz life like a puppet and can dance but could touch it, so fuck it hamstas want to dis? I'm glad to see them cos I rip your fucking face outta of a magazine O.G. Guwapo lean now after I shit on your face and wipe that ass clean!!! Now time to get tipsy and don't want a bitch if she can't rub the balls like a gypsy.

Who's all in?

Splooge, since you put yourself on my dick I put my nuts on your chin...



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[FORD]

Originally bleated by a delusional bitch


"David Lee Roth = Bob Barker"

And as Bob Barker always reminds us, please spay that bitch before she breeds again!

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by FORD
And as Bob Barker always reminds us, please spay that bitch before she breeds again!

:D

[diamondsgirl]

Re: You pretty much covered it, Rikk!

Originally posted by Switch84
:bottle: No questions here. I KNOW she's a female 'Norman Bates-got -her-Dedd-Grannie-Fannie's-mummified-corpse-in-the-attic' nutjob! It IS Halloween time, and the ghouls and goblins are out in full force. In her case, she's probably secretly donning spandex, a shoulder-length blonde wig, and failing miserably at hitting the high notes in her pathetic-assed Dave scream-a-thon.

Dave didn't wanna fuck her; she's never gotten over the crushing rejection.Come ON, ya just know she went to a concert with an attractive pal and wasn't picked to hang with the band (Dave specifically) backstage, but her pretty friend was. That was probably between 81-84 and the bitch has been pissed off ever since.

This one for that FLABBY ASS SHADOW....

LMAO! Remember in Silence of the Lambs when that sick fuck Jamie Gumb was looking in the mirror saying "would you fuck me? I'd fuck me". LOL. Thats Fab. :D

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by MAX
Put your TEEF back in old nerd!!!! Seen Ol' DLR many more times than your punkass!!!!

One and in comes the two to the motherfucking three then comes the MAXI to the other fucking I'm playing hamstaz life like a puppet and can dance but could touch it, so fuck it hamstas want to dis? I'm glad to see them cos I rip your fucking face outta of a magazine O.G. Guwapo lean now after I shit on your face and wipe that ass clean!!! Now time to get tipsy and don't want a bitch if she can't rub the balls like a gypsy.

Who's all in?

Splooge, since you put yourself on my dick I put my nuts on your chin...



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Ease up on the ginger ale there Trixie, it's going to you head!!!!
Seen Dave more times than me?? Not a chance girlie, Spammy
probably.
Splooge owns your homo ass, get over it!!!






















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FUCK YOU YA PUSSY!!!!!