The Sheep Pen

[MAX]

Hey G,

Blow me and get that hamster out of your ass!!!! FAG!!!

Here, I wrote a little ditty for you......................

The Guwapoman sung to the "Candyman" by Sammy Davis Jr.

Who can take a hamster
Stick it up his ass?
Suffocate the beast
And pass it out with gas?

The Guwapoman can
The Guwapoman can
Cause he mixes it with cum
And makes his shit taste good"

[MAX]

Originally posted by Warham
What's this '187' stuff?

Is that how many times Fab has re-registered just to get the last word in here after you guys bring her name up again?

187 is a code. Shoot me a PM and I'll tell YOU!!!

I haven't said that "name" this is a showdown between myself and that fucking rodent.

[rustoffa]

I saw Dave at a strip club one night and forced a belligerantly enthusiastic handshake and almost got flamed outta the place for my trouble!
:D

[wraytw]

guwapo is owned. He's just a pathetic little rodent, now.

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by MAX
Hey G,

Blow me and get that hamster out of your ass!!!! FAG!!!

Here, I wrote a little ditty for you......................

The Guwapoman sung to the "Candyman" by Sammy Davis Jr.

Who can take a hamster
Stick it up his ass?
Suffocate the beast
And pass it out with gas?

The Guwapoman can
The Guwapoman can
Cause he mixes it with cum
And makes his shit taste good"

Wow, your talent rivals that of Sammy Hagar!!

[MAX]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Wow, your talent rivals that of Sammy Hagar!!

And yours rivals that of the dead hamster you just pulled out of your ass!!!!!

[guwapo_rocker]

Man you're boring, and I was playing nice.

[guwapo_rocker]

Goodnight Max, sorry the Bronco's suck.:D

[MAX]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Man you're boring, and I was playing nice.

You LOST and you know it!!!!!

Cheers and jeers cos I bring game and you bring sleeping pills. :fucku2:

Ta! Ta! Gummer!!!!

Mmmnnnnmmmmmm dip dip mmmnnnnmmmmmnnnnaaaay dip
Bom-ba-dee-da-bom-ba-dee-da
Happy trails to you,
Until we meet again,
Happy trails to you,
Keep smiling on til then
Who cares about the clouds when we’re together
Just sing a song an’ think bout sunny weather
...two...three
Happy trails to you,
Til we meet again

187 all over your face kid!!!!

[rustoffa]

What if we turned this thing into an "open invitation" flame thread for awhile since that isn't relevent to main DLR/VH discussion either?

Just ridiculous stuff.

I'll flame myself to start it off:

rustoffa, your fascination with parentheses makes me sick to my fucking stomach...if you had any idea about VAN HALEN whatsoever, you'd do us all a favor and put "Parentheses" around your bullshit-assed neon car tag with a machine gun.

You worthless, worm-shade motherfucker....reading your posts is the intellectual equivalent of letting a dixie cup melt on the asphalt in Namibia.

[MAX]

Anyone in the mood for a little early holiday cheer?

Guwapo's ode called The Little Gummer Boy:

Cum they told guwapo (he'll hump a big bum)
A newborn King to see (pa-rum pum pum pum)
Our finest gifts we bring pa-rum pum pum pum
To lay before the King
So to honor MAX (pa-rum pum pum pum)
when we cum

Little Sploogy (He'll hump a big bum)
I now own you too (guwapo can hump a big bum)
I have no gift to bring (I'll hump a big bum)
that's fit to give our King
Shall I play for You? (pa-rum pum pum pum)
Cos I'm dumb

Splooge nodded (I'll swallow your cum)
The cow and sheep kept time (pa-rum pum pum pum)
I played a tool for Him (pa-rum pum pum pum)
I played my best for Him
Then Max laughed at me (pa-rum pum pum pum)
Until guwapo cums

[MAX]

Originally posted by rustoffa
What if we turned this thing into an "open invitation" flame thread for awhile since that isn't relevent to main DLR/VH discussion either?

Just ridiculous stuff.

I'll flame myself to start it off:

rustoffa, your fascination with parentheses makes me sick to my fucking stomach...if you had any idea about VAN HALEN whatsoever, you'd do us all a favor and put "Parentheses" around your bullshit-assed neon car tag with a machine gun.

You worthless, worm-shade motherfucker....reading your posts is the intellectual equivalent of letting a dixie cup melt on the asphalt in Namibia.

No, I actually think we might just make a decent poster out of you someday Stoffa cos you have TALENT!!!!

[Matt White]

Vanhagarcrock's performance in those South American "shows" have recently been Exposed!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by MAX
No, I actually think we might just make a decent poster out of you someday Stoffa cos you have TALENT!!!!

That would be an honor.
If it happens, I'll put my wrestling singlet on and pose like Farrah Fawcett!
:D

[MAX]

Farrah has fucking stellar nipples!!!!